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Or is something seriously sinister going on here?

78 replies

modernmystery · 15/09/2018 22:40

I had a fancy for dark chocolate covered corncakes last night. Went to Tesco and they only had chocolate rice cakes (meh). So I bought some plain corn cakes and some dark chocolate for some DIY. Melted the choc in the microwave on a flat plate, dipped the corncakes face down to coat them. Left them on a plate on the kitchen counter to dry for a few hours while I watched TV. The were 90% dry when I finally headed to bed (2am) so I popped the uncovered plate of corncakes in the fridge overnight.

Woke up this morning and got a bit of a shock to see these seriously creepy patterns on every single cake.

I'm utterly baffled and quite creeped out. I haven't seen any heavy, chocolaty-footed insects in the house (second floor flat in the middle of a city). I had a go at rationalising it in terms of differential rates of contraction of chocolate and corn causing cracking, but they don't snap along those lines if I break them. I ate a few and they taste fine (yummy actually). I've shown the pictures to everyone I can and no one has any idea what would have left precise double rows of dots in a meandering pattern on the surface of the chocolate, but the theories have left me wishing I hadn't eaten any :S

Can wise mums net shed any light on this mystery?

(P.S. Sorry if I'm being overly dramatic about this but I had a SERIOUS maggot bin incident a few days ago and I'm on my home on my own at the moment so feeling a bit squeamish at the thought of dealing with whatever might be behind this.)

Or is something seriously sinister going on here?
Or is something seriously sinister going on here?
OP posts:
Haggishaggispudding · 15/09/2018 22:42

I would not eat any more - looks like some kind of insect trail? Maybe they walked through when it was wet or have sticky feet?

Celebelly · 15/09/2018 22:42

Centipede/millipede?

GimmeBread · 15/09/2018 22:42

Could be slug trails...... 🤢

WutheringFrights · 15/09/2018 22:43

That’s a millepede wearing wellies that is.

WutheringFrights · 15/09/2018 22:44

Millipede (damnit I can spell - honest!)

treegone · 15/09/2018 22:45

The residue when the chocolate goes from a liquid back to a solid. Do some more, check fridge every 10 mins and see if the same thing happens...?

peachgreen · 15/09/2018 22:46

I agree with treegone, do another batch. I am also creeped out!

trojanpony · 15/09/2018 22:46
Confused

So just to confirm timelines this happened in the fridge (after it was 90% dry)?

Haggishaggispudding · 15/09/2018 22:46

Could it be ants? Have you cleared out the fridge? They take wee meandering trails.

SoleBizzz · 15/09/2018 22:47

Top right is definitely a face

morethanacondiment · 15/09/2018 22:47

I reckon something crawled out of the salad crisper. Wouldn't stop me eating it though! Grin

SlowlyShrinking · 15/09/2018 22:48

Wow that’s odd! What are corncakes, btw? Never heard of them. As a pp said, you need to repeat the experiment but check them regularly

MadameGazelleIsMyHomegirl · 15/09/2018 22:50

That is the trail of a slug or a snail I’m afraid. They come out at night in my kitchen too. Sorry!

GimmeBread · 15/09/2018 22:54

*millepede with wellies hahahahaha!!Grin

GimmeBread · 15/09/2018 22:56

Slugs get everywhere. I once found one in between the panes of glass in my oven door. How the fuck?

And a really soggy one in the water tank on my condenser dryer. That was disgusting.

Growingboys · 15/09/2018 22:56

Wtf are corn cakes?

Passingwords · 15/09/2018 22:56

Hmmm check the Lego box- looks like little tyre tracks to me- one of the trails stops mid cake too. Suspect DCs playing an innocent game of look toy we’ve got lovely cakes for later- or a greedy DP who’s been at the Lego knowing you’ll freak, not eat them and then he can have them

PatriciaHolm · 15/09/2018 22:56

Yep, slug....

SoleBizzz · 15/09/2018 22:57

Rice cakes

penguinseatfish · 15/09/2018 22:58

Grim...but fascinating! Can't wait to find out lol!

nooddsocksforme · 15/09/2018 22:58

www.appleclean.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/09-slug-snail-ANIMALS-CLEANING-300x200.jpg
Does look a bit like slug trails

OhNoes · 15/09/2018 22:59

Slug trails are silvery and shiny though. I don't think it's slugs.

Scrowy · 15/09/2018 22:59

I'm pretty sure they are woodlouse tracks.

tailsiwin · 15/09/2018 23:00

It looks kind of familiar. I'm sure I've had similar but less extreme patterns in chocolate covered rice cakes before, several times. It's always been ones that have got warm in my bag and then re-hardened. I just assumed it was a quirk of the chocolate.

For posters confused about corn cakes- they're like rice cakes but made out of corn.

QueenOfIce · 15/09/2018 23:00

That is a spider with a very big willy hunting for a mate Grin