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AIBU to die inside a little bit every time I see 'could of'?

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MeetMeInMontauk · 15/09/2018 06:56

Yep, it's another sanctimonious grammar-Nazi thread, so I'm going to get in early and tell all the bleeding heart virtue signallers who usually jump on these threads to do one, straight out of the gate. I'm interested in the experiences of others regarding what appears to be some sort of epidemic (at least on Facebook) or a near-ubiquitous grammatical blind spot in modern written English. For context, I live in an upcoming area of the SE but with an inescapably working class heritage and large council estate community, although this trend is by no means limited to the local FB community pages and is something that I see from even university-educated friends. How has 'could of' snuck in almost unremarked? Obviously as a corruption of the enunciation of the contraction 'could've' when spoken, but even then it makes no sense, if given even the slightest thought. Noone is saying, for example, 'Did you of one of my biscuits?', but the application of 'could of' seems almost universal in some circles. I accept that its contextual use means that nearly everyone involved understands the meaning and intent, but it's an inaccuracy that appears to be gaining continued traction. Does it make anyone else cringe, or do I just need to get back in my cage and chill the fuck out?

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NettieF · 16/09/2018 18:03

Yanbu. Second 'can I get' in cafe.

NettieF · 16/09/2018 18:06

Like they are in Central Perk.

cioccolata · 16/09/2018 18:17

Your completely right - it makes me loose it Grin

cioccolata · 16/09/2018 18:18

What a fail. I meant to type : Your completely write Wink

reallyanotherone · 16/09/2018 18:21

Second 'can I get' in cafe.

I have only really come across “can I Get” in Scotland. So I always thought it was a regional thing, same as “where do you stay” for where do you live.

It is creeping in more in England, and I admit to picking it up when I lived in Stirling and occasionally use it if I forget.

AnnoyedinJanuary · 16/09/2018 18:33

For me it's floor and ground...... as in - she was on the floor...... when they are describing someone being on the street for example!!! Does my head in!!

drigon · 16/09/2018 18:35

Yes, Klutzy, I noticed the "Noone" instead of "No one/No-one" too and the casual use of "Nazi". People in glass houses etc.

libra101 · 16/09/2018 18:35

YANBU

I total agreement!

Mermaid67 · 16/09/2018 18:38

Clionba

The "loose" usage is common as pp have said above, eg loosing a day's pay, loosing a friend. I wonder if it just looks more correct than "lose"?

This is incredibly annoying!

Scottyangel · 16/09/2018 18:38

I feel the same when I see are instead of I'll.

SenecaFalls · 16/09/2018 18:44

Yesterday in a restaurant, table of 10. NO, YOU CAN'T GET IT .THE WAITER WILL GET IT. YOU CAN HAVE IT.

"Can I get" is grammatically correct. The only thing that one can quibble with grammatically in "can I get" is the use of "can" rather than "may." The definition of "get" is "to come to have or hold (something); receive". So "can I get" is as correct as "can I have." "Get" does not have some sort of built-in reflexive as so many posters on MN seem to think.

Teacher22 · 16/09/2018 18:45

No, YANBU. It's just wrong. 'Have' and 'of' are not the same parts of speech at all and cannot be interchanged.

My DH's pet hate is 'pacifically' instead of 'specifically'.

'Can I get' as in 'Can I get a coffee?' makes my teeth ache.

The language is not a bludgeon, it's a surgical scalpel.

theymademejoin · 16/09/2018 18:45

@Scottyangel - so are get it instead of I'll get it? Is the "are" a typo in your post?

Frazzledstar1 · 16/09/2018 18:47

It’s annoying yes, and I can only imagine that it has come about because people are hearing “could’ve” as “could of”. I don’t see any other way they can be making the error.

However, I don’t let it bother me too much.

Nowabruptly · 16/09/2018 18:50

I agree with everyone who’s commented on “can I get”. Especially in London where it wasn’t traditionally said on the whole and just seemed to appear out of the blue about 15/20 years ago. To me it sounds like an affectation - as if the person consciously decided to adopt it because they thought it sounded cool.
It’s probably been said over and over again above but I think “could of” is on a par with “I was stood” or “I was sat”. Just seems totally illogical if you give it even a moment’s thought.

theymademejoin · 16/09/2018 18:51

Use of "fetch" to mean "bring" confuses me no end. It quite often changes the meaning completely when someone says, for example, I fetched the food when they mean they brought the food.

Arthur2shedsJackson · 16/09/2018 18:55

I admit to watching a lot of the cookery programmes on TV and my pet hate is when the Indian spice, turmeric, is referred to as Tumeric by chefs and voice-over people alike.

Cyclingpast · 16/09/2018 18:58

"chair" when you mean sofa

Chanelprincess · 16/09/2018 18:59

Every time I see it on a thread it makes me think that the poster is thick as pigshit and I don't bother reading anything else they have to say.

Agree.

TeknoGran · 16/09/2018 19:15

Aswell appears to have become one word, weary of stuff that they are wary of or sometimes they are actually lairy of it. I feel faint.

Katherine2626 · 16/09/2018 19:15

'I will try AND do such and such ' makes me want to scream. You will try TO'. If you 'try and' you will be doing it, so trying doesn't come into the situation. Eeeek!

user1486250399 · 16/09/2018 19:33

YANBU

namechange2117 · 16/09/2018 19:35

“Ha ha! My people! I hate it. Talking of Four in a Bed, there was a woman on recently complaining about a "dysfunctional" shower! Very funny.”

@clionba Sorry - what is wrong with saying a “dysfunctional shower”? OED definition of dysfunctional:

“ADJECTIVE: Not operating normally or properly. ‘The telephones are dysfunctional’.

Am I missing something here? Confused

Port1ajazz · 16/09/2018 19:39

Sorry to point this out but it's ' sneaked ' not snuck 😕

Icanttakemuchmore · 16/09/2018 19:41

Too instead of to and there instead of their. My other hate, is when people say 'yeh yeh yeh yeh' instead of a simple yes.