~takes big swig if gin...~
Fuck this.
I'm a parent of 3 and a teacher.
I think they should scrap summer holidays for the kids. Round all children up in a hall for 6 weeks and throw supplies in when required. Maybe hire some kind of nanny figure to ensure they don't actually kill them selves/each other.
Parents and teachers should have some kind of free all inclusive child free holiday. Fuck, any adult should have this.
I'm joking, obviously. (Sort of).