What things make you irrationally angry? (Lighthearted)

[Pettyspaghetti]

Was washing my face this morning and that pissy little bit of water dripped down my arm and got my clothes wet, as it always bloody does. Got me thinking of how much it pisses me off every single day, but can’t seem to avoid it!
Other things that make me irrationally angry are stepping in something wet with socks on, sitting down with a cuppa and then realising I’ve forgotten to put sweetener in, and when the toast decides it wants to literally launch out of the toaster and land on the counter/floor

What little things fill you with the rage of a thousand suns?

People who sit next to you in the office and slurp their tea loudly. Doing five or more slurps each time. Makes me wanna hurt them

People who pick up and bag their dog's shit and then hang the bag on a bush. WHY???

When the toilets have just been cleaned and my OH Without fail needs to take a massive dump. Omg! Why can't he just wait an hour? Or two? Or three or just put a cork in it!

When I've slaved over washing and ironing Only to find the clothes have been put back in the wash basket even though he's barely worn them! And I know it's because he can't be bothered to hang them back up!

When he uses the tea towels to dry the kitchen surfaces and sinks. There's a fucking mini cloth for that.

And when he pulls out several tea towels in a day because he can't be bothered to locate the others that he's left lying around the house.

This thread is making me angry.

Slow walkers
People who don't indicate
My dcs saying their hungry when they just finished their dinner saying they are full up?! Wtf?!
Toilet seat being left up - house of three boys
Toilet roll never replaced

Our tv is a 'Hitachi'
When you turn it on the slogan' hitachi; inspire the next' appears
Inspire the next...what?!? Ffs! I actually find myself looking away or closing my eyes when I turn it on now 😂

3girlmama pmsl
www.hitachi.com/corporate/about/identity/inspire/index.html

When I'm literally bursting for a piss, have done the "out me way" screetch all the way to the bathroom, am about to throw myself at the throne and let fly, to find I've got to do the knee crunch knicker flapping gallop to fetch bog roll.

When I’m brushing my teeth, back & forth as you do, but then the toothbrush accidentally pulls out of my mouth before I realise it and so I end up brushing my cheek

Fucks up my make up, makes a mess and give me RAGE!

aaaah .so many things

People who sneeze loudly and dramatically....WHY?????
People who say 'i'm good' if you ask them if they want a cup ot tea
grown women who pout for selfies
people who post on facebook things like 'I'm sad' with a sad face and say no more
doctors' receptionists
Lorraine Kelly's simpering laugh grrrrrrrr
people who drop litter
people who leave their full dogpoo bags in the country to be picked up later
binbags that burst/break when you're carrying them to the outside
not being able to find the tv remote control
hard butter
foil that doesn't unwrap evenly off its cylinder so you have to keep peeling off bits
trying to speak to a human being when calling the DVLA
gin and tonic without ice
I could go on and on....

When I'm brushing my incredibly knot prone hair. By incredibly, I mean first bit is knotted again before I've gotten to the last bit. The pain, oh the barrage of little tiny sharp pains. Anybody in the vicinity is warned to stay out of arms reach because it drives me so batshit that I could quite literally strangle the world's cutest puppy for a few seconds on ocassion.

Just to be clear, I can actually stop myself hurting anyone or anything but it does make me want to. There is lots of swearing though.

Bastard bloody coat hangers. The feckers conspire against me. In they go to the empty ironing basket, all nice and neat, facing the same way, on top of each other piled properly. Ironing day comes and the fecking wanky sodding wire fuckwits have had some kind of metal mickey orgy, and they're all joined together. Bastards.

Am off to therapy now... And breathe...

Anyone eating loudly with their mouth open !

Running out of staples! It really annoys me even though I know it will happen at some point!

Thank you @UpstartCrow ! Xx