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Can you get a air embolism from sex

43 replies

Cazz10 · 01/09/2018 12:43

Just Wondering can you get a air embolism from doing it doggy style ..I do get a lot of trapped air when doing it this position

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UpstartCrow · 01/09/2018 13:38

Good advice about the book, its jolly handy after you've broken one leg off the bed.

makingmammaries · 01/09/2018 13:41

“Death rates of women who don’t have an NHS style service are much higher than the UK”.

I’ve experienced the NHS and other countries’ healthcare. The NHS is amongst the worst for a developed country.

www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/dec/07/better-medical-care-could-slash-uk-mortality-rate-during-pregnancy

TornFromTheInside · 01/09/2018 13:45

Good advice about the book, its jolly handy after you've broken one leg off the bed.

The first book I'm going to buy will be your memoirs about how you came to break the bed leg! - Jackie Collins eat your heart out!

NotTheFordType · 01/09/2018 13:46

Doggy style is my favourite position, but the fanny farts are so undignified. (I usually laugh it off and say something like "Wow, my vagina is talkative today!")

Fanny farts absolutely will not force air into your bloodstream. So crack on and enjoy!

HoleyCoMoley · 01/09/2018 13:48

It's called queefing, you learn something new every day on m.n. Grin

Rebecca36 · 01/09/2018 13:50

Sorry Cazz, couldn't resist :-).

Fanny farts happen sometimes even when you don't do it doggy fashion.
You won't get an embolism though.

Enjoy!

TornFromTheInside · 01/09/2018 13:50

Fanny farts are air escaping - so you're safe!
Fortunately I never hear them because I'm wearing a crash helmet

lolaflores · 01/09/2018 13:53

A few lunges across the room, star jumps and touch your toes. Then relax. All the fanny farts ironed out and the dear old box will stop quivering.
Laughing like a fucking drain here

MrsSteptoe · 01/09/2018 13:53

a pair of curling tongues, lipstick and a good book
That's a whole new MN username right there

viques · 01/09/2018 14:14

A pair of curling tongues? I've always found one curling tongue to be quite enough thankyou (clutching pearls) .

Curling tongs however have their own associated hazards, burnt sheets among them.....

TornFromTheInside · 01/09/2018 14:24

aaaargh I'm blaming my phone auto correcting!

TornFromTheInside · 01/09/2018 14:25

I've found that if you apply washing up liquid during a fanny fart, at least the bubbles add some hilarity.

Cazz10 · 01/09/2018 14:32

@rebecca36 its ok 😊😊... Glad ye are all seeing the funny part of it though 😂😂

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TornFromTheInside · 01/09/2018 14:42

We''re not laughing at you - just with you and the topic does lend itself to a bit of humour!

PurpleRobe · 01/09/2018 14:47

Just do a fanny dart to let it all out

TornFromTheInside · 01/09/2018 14:48

Fanny Darts are a VERY different thing!

One-Hundred and EEEEEIGHTY!!!!!

Cazz10 · 02/09/2018 17:58

@TornFromTheInside 😂😂 fanny fartsm

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Cazz10 · 02/09/2018 17:58

Sorry mean fanny farts

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