Escort wants kinky eggs

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So there I was, looking forward to a naice little catch up with my best friend Gwen, when she turned up with her "friend" (let's call him Juan).

Gwen then informed me that Juan was rather partial to eggs, not for eating purposes though and could I go and get them some?

AIBU to NOT buy eggs for their kinky sex games???

No one's actually answered my AIBU - should I buy the eggs or not??!!!

I think you should only buy them if you get a full explanation on how they are to be used and update mumsnet accordingly

That sounds like a fair enough deal. It's fine to put cameras in the spare room, right?

😂 this cheered me up.

You mean, not a Ford Escort? I'm so naïve.