why is it always takeaway coffee anyway? it’s never tea, as that isn’t cool enough, according to the teens round here.
It is literally not cool enough, tea takes ages longer to be cool enough to drink. 
Realistically, tea is replicable at home/in the office for a much lower cost, and more to my taste. The same is not true of coffee, particularly as I refuse to buy one of the waste-creating pod machines and I don’t have space for a full Gaggia at home.
My local coffee place makes cracking coffee. If I have time I love sitting in a cafe leisurely sipping my coffee. However, between dropping my kids at breaksfast club and nursery and getting to work at a reasonable time, I just can’t squeeze in that 20 minutes, sadly.
Hot drinks in a paper or plastic cup taste shite anyway. True coffee connoisseurs wouldn’t ever drink it out of a takeaway cup, slugging it down every so often as they queue for the the barrier and then again on the escalator.
Lucky I have a reusable (non-plastic!) cup so I won’t incur your cutting ire!
seriously, I don’t give a shit if I’m a ‘true connoisseur’ (😂😂) or not. I like my coffee on the way to work. I’m happy with it in a reusable cup. I haven’t the time or the inclination to be a coffee snowflake!