To loathe topsy and bloody tim?

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Gahh!! I hate them all their perfect mum and their drippy wet behind the ears dad. Sadly my 2 year old is obsessed with it. Id rather watch fireman Sam even though I can't stand that Norman... little bastard. If it not thag it's iggle cunting piggle leaving mucky patches on upsie daisys stomach (shlag) so irritating!

Sorry this is just meant as a bit of fun not to offend anyone. Which kids shows do you hate and why? So you hate topsy and tim as much as me?

I am with you! Nobody is that good natured all the time. In the night garden - the changes in perspective do my head in-total mind fuck. So glad when mine grew out of that. Anything with Justin Fletcher in also annoys me - he gives me the creeps. So glad we've moved on from CBeebies!

We HATE Topsy and Tim. Why is she called Topsy? It isn't even a name.
I also can't stand the "Are you good at remembering" bit at the end.
They're bloody annoying, feel sorry for Mr Fen having to live next door.

Waffle the wonder dog - they seem to just lose the dog constantly. Irresponsible.
In the night garden - the Pontypines make me dizzy, it's no wonder the Wottingers never answer the door to them.

I think the mum off Topsy and Tim is having an affair and is so nice out of guilt. That episode where they have chickenpox and no one can get hold of the mum? Definitely an affair.

YANBU. As my username suggests, I'm not a fan of Peppa pig.

Lol some of these are so funny guess what's on my telly again!! To the pp who said tim is a little whinger you are so right! Just looking at him makes my blood boil! Also leave that fucking poor dog alone anyone can see the poor little bastard is on his last legs!

Bing!!! Can't stand it!!! It's not a bloody bing thing, it's naughty and he gets away with it!!!

Waffle doggy!! Song gets stuck in my head aargh!!!!

Topsy and Tim are just... I have no words!!

Rant over 😂😂

Ahh, Tipsy and Dim. My 4 year old has discovered the game on the CeBeebies website. It's worse than the TV show.
Thanks to the magic of Netflix I have also been treated to the hell that is Tayo the Little Bus. Digimon. Animal Mechanicals.
I threw a rebellion yesterday. Ds1 had started watching the new series of Dinotrux. It's actually a good kids show. Ds2 started crying and wanted to watch Pocoyo. Here's a tip - if you don't hate Stephen Fry before you watch Pocoyo, you will after.
I pretty much cried back at him that I wanted to watch Dinotrux with ds1. It didn't work. I retreated into my own laptop and caught up with Picnic at Hanging Rock whilst my children argued.
In my defence, we're just back from holiday and I'm knackered.