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Today Godfrey Bloom kicked ds up the bottom.

80 replies

MisterMinsterMonster · 07/08/2018 21:35

True story.

DS probably deserved it because he called GB a cunt.

If you don't know who GB is check him out on google.

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AynRandTheObjectivist · 07/08/2018 22:33

Ah yes, Godfrey Bloom. The man who single handedly disproves natural selection.

PerkingFaintly · 07/08/2018 22:33

Well as a fellow Ukipper to Bloom, scatterolight, you should certainly know the effectiveness of calling people names.

And indeed of Bloom assaulting people, given his track record.

PolkaHots · 07/08/2018 22:44

There’s nowt specaially bad about calling someone a cunt. misogynist to say there is.

ShirleyPhallus · 07/08/2018 22:50

Polka here is an interesting thread about using the term cunt.

Spoiler - it isn’t me who is a misogynist for suggesting it isn’t appropriate...

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/2245600-Is-cunt-a-sexist-term

DesignStatement · 07/08/2018 22:52

Choice of word not the best, but it clearly riled Bloom and showed him up as the thug he is, so good on your son.

ASliceOfArcticRoll · 07/08/2018 22:55

Well it apparently wasn't being used as an endearment. But I guess it,s a truism that you would have had to have been there to judge.

LellyMcKelly · 07/08/2018 23:00

That’s an insult to cunts. Bloom has neither the warmth nor the depth.

PolkaHots · 07/08/2018 23:10

ShirleyPhallus I am all for reclaiming it.

Arkestra · 07/08/2018 23:44

Well done by your DS for getting under his skin. Although as many others have pointed out, we need a new word for people such as Bloom.

Cuppaorwine · 07/08/2018 23:47

WellySocks

Good grief did he? Blimey

PickAChew · 08/08/2018 00:55

Bloom served as a tory mp for over a decade before defecting. This is his delightful predecessor in that constituency
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/1304368.stm

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longwayoff · 08/08/2018 07:13

Welly, Bloom was invited into a SCHOOL? Jesus Christ on several bikes and a horse. HOW? Who next? How about Tommy Robinson and his book burning mates?

Thegirlinthefireplace · 08/08/2018 07:54

I keep reading it as Geoff Goldblum.

WellySocksBox · 08/08/2018 07:57

It was an accident as a NQT (not from the area) was given an event to organise. She invited him as he was the local MEP and then realised her mistake. I think they hoped he would behave in front of kids. Fortunately most of his piffle went straight over their heads.

LakieLady · 08/08/2018 08:13

Well done your son, you've obviously brought him up with a sound set of values.

With a bit of work on his vocab, he'll go a long way.

Godfrey Bloom is a boil on the arse of British politics.

longwayoff · 08/08/2018 08:13

Oh welly, I'm lost for words. Dont suppose he was though.

runningkeenster · 08/08/2018 08:38

The man is horrible, but I can't see how calling him a horrible name for a part of the female anatomy remotely helps matters.

Swearing at him brings you down to his level, using the c word, even lower (if that is possible).

longwayoff · 08/08/2018 08:59

Reason may fail and your vocabulary desert you when presented by an oaf such as Bloom, particularly if he's spouting his bizarrely offensive opinions. In those circumstances, OPs son reacted quite mildly. Well done son.

MissusGeneHunt · 08/08/2018 09:09

I might have missed this, and apologies if so, but what was the context of the 'meeting'? Was it just in the street or an event? I was going to suggest it may have been a book signing or something but then realised GB probably hasn't evolved enough yet to be able to write....

longwayoff · 10/08/2018 06:51

Who needs context? It was Godfrey Bloom no further explanation required

Loopytiles · 10/08/2018 06:56

So he assaulted DS? Did DS report this?

Agree that DS should not have used verbal abuse, but that doesn’t excuse physical assault.

Spudlet · 10/08/2018 07:06

I have met Godfrey Bloom. He is vile. Verging on creepy.

Good on your DS. Something more astute migrants have been nice but frankly it would have either flown several miles over his head or bounced right off his shell of congealed arrogance, so the direct approach was probably best in the end.

Spudlet · 10/08/2018 07:07

might, not migrants 🙄

MisterMinsterMonster · 10/08/2018 23:08

Context: a large historical building/ tourist site. DS first spotted GB pontificating showing someone around. (There was a bit of discussion between me and ds about whether it was really GB, whether ds should tell him what he thought of him etc. I told ds not to.) Later ds spotted GB alone in the gift shop. Conversation verbatim:

DS: Excuse me, are you Godfrey Bloom?
GB: Why yes! Yes I am!
DS: Well you're a cunt.
GB: Well if you speak to me like that you wont mind if I kick you up the bottom then.

DS: What are you doing you idiot?
GB: Do you want to take it outside?
Gift shop cashier: Hey you can't do that! I'm calling security. Please leave!
DS went outside. GB didn't follow him. Security didn't come outside.

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