On a lovely, much yearned-for holiday. It’s beautiful. The mozzies (little fuckers) are out in force, and despite industrial quantities of near-lethal DEET we are ravaged. Anti histamine pills and cream aren’t touching it and I’m swelling up and so itchy I might have to tear my arm off.
Other than hot-spooning , any hints tips or folk tales we can try please to stop more and to deal with the ones we have?
And no ‘you’re lucky to be on holiday so suck it up buttercup’ posts please, we know we are 