To turn into the Wicked Witch for 5 days of the month (light-hearted)

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Moods have always been a huge part of PMS for me but my golly I'm on a new level this month.

My colleague was eating a yogurt across from me today and I swear I was about to leap across the desk and pry that spoon from her cold dead hands if she scraped that point just one more time.

And the pharmacist who told me he doesn't have my prescription until tomorrow just ruined my entire century. It's all his personal fault and I hope he has a shit Christmas.

And don't even get me started on DP. He's just fucking breathing wrong right now

It's like someone takes my nice warm normal heart and replaces it with a black hole for a week.

Am I just evil or anyone else?

In the nicest way, how old are you? This is me every month and I'm early 40s, dreading the mid and late 40s.

@Barbie I'm only in my mid 20s! I just hope my DP doesn't get too fed up of me before I can say bye to them forever.

I'm actually a fairly nice person normally (I like to think) but it's like a switch!

I don't really get any other symptoms either. Just this all consuming rage!

I get this too!! Surprised DH hasn't divorced me by now 😂

I wasn't that bad until I had my kids last year. My god I could kill people over nothing.
I'm completely aware I've turned into a miserable bitch but have yet to find a way to keep it under control. I apologise to my partner regularly about it as it's rarely his fault I'm ready to kill him.

YANBU. PMS is vile.

Do you take anything for it? Evening Prinrose Oil did nothing for me, but Pyridoxine saved my sanity and that of those around me most months.

I'm exactly the same. My more worrying symptoms are a severe depressive state though. Even imagining suicide situations occasionally despite not being remotely suicidal. It's fucking horrible so you have my full sympathy.

I'm early 40's and mine is definitely getting worse. It seems to take longer each month to shake it off as well. Is this an early menopause symptom? Or am i just turning into a curmudgeonly bitch?

This is me too, I'm early 30s and have really noticed my moods have escalated to a new level after having kids. Exercise helps somewhat .. other than that I just end up spending a week apologising for being an absolute witch

I'm glad it's not just me then. I do genuinely feel for the men in our lives if you guys are anything like me

I'm in a mood tonight. Don't really know why. I just hate everyone !

@CauseImUnderYourSpell I do have months like that too. Maybe not to that level but definitely where I feel I have absolutely nothing going for me in life etc... I get quite worked up about it sometimes.