The last sausage roll.

[YoThePussy]

Went to a cafe today for lunch and ordered a sausage roll and hot drink. Settled myself down and was mid nosh when an irate woman came up to where I was sitting with a small crying boy. Apparently I had brought and was eating the last sausage roll which her DC wanted. This was followed up by announcing very loudly to the child what a horrible lady I was. She then turned to me and asked what I was going to do about it.

WWYD? I laughed and suggested she took little Cuthbert or whatever his name was to Greggs for one of their finest.

Not much you can do, you can't argue with entitled stupid.

What did she expect you to do about it?

ODFOD

Classic!

I’d have spat it into my hand and offered it to the boy

What a strange story.

That's hilarious.

Really? That's unbelievable.

I’d have licked it all along the top then offered it up with a smirk 😏

If she’s going to act like a kid.. 🤷🏻‍♀️

She was nuts.

Should have offered to sell it to her.

Wonder if she would have paid to make her wee snowflake happy £50 would have covered your inconvenience.

Sorry but I don't believe a word of this.

Old story, read this before months ago OP. You also mean 'bought' not 'brought' FFS.

I believe it as I experienced similar in a cafe recently when I had the last fruit scone and the woman behind me in the queue went on and on to her companion that she had really wanted a fruit scone and “ some people ( ie me) are so selfish “. Apparently her day was ruined .

What a psycho. Is this real?

See I find that hard to believe too!

Why on earth would anyone behind a person in a queue shout at them for choosing the scone or whatever first?

Actually you do feel strangely malevolent when you're in a queue and the person in front has the last of whatever you want.

You definitely don't say anything though!

They shout because they never learnt to lose..
We gave a lady a full refund and the food she ordered and she went mad as one item on the plate was missing.

If she had said something when I was ordering the food I might have felt inclined to let her child have the sausage roll.

Apologies to the grammar police for getting my broughts and boughts mixed up.

@greatduckcookery she didn’t shout at me, she was talking loudly to her companion ABOUT me.

To b fair ... the last sausage roll is a prize possession! I would sell my soul for a sausage roll at times! (and have been known to walk to a cafe miles away in search of that elusive treat :) )