to not understand how toilets get in to the state they do?

[LottaLottie]

I work in a pretty nice office, with pretty nice, normal people...

SOMEONE keeps getting shit on the toilet seat and it's doing my head in!

Is this common? I mean, how is it even possibly shit on a toilet seat, I don't understand... someone had smeared blood on the wall the other day. It's just vile.

Does anyone else's workplace have such vile toilets or is it just me who works with a load of dirty bastards?

*possible

I work in a hospital and the toilets are always disgusting. Shit on the seat, blood on the seat, piss on the seat. Shitty paper on the floor, bloody sanitary towels in the loo. These are staff only toilets, and these people work in healthcare

I used to work in a call centre and it baffled me how some people could leave the toilets in such a state. There once was an email sent round asking for the person who had shit on the floor to not do it again, and ensure that it was reported to maintenance to be cleaned in future....I shit you not.

no that is not normal

I too work in a normal office workplace, everyone I work with seems like normal adult female human beings.

The absolute state of some of the toilets at times baffles me.

Blood and bogies smeared all over the wall, poo on the seat, once even a used pad stuck on the wall!!!!

@SpinMill it's vile! How on earth do you shit on the floor?!

When I was at university the toilets in the Education block (student teachers) were OK but the ones in the main building were absolutely vile.

People are fucking disgusting.

There should be a sensor that detects when fluids have been left on the seat which then alerts the whole building to who the culprit is to shame them.

If only.

So who are these people who leave them in this state? It certainly ain't me!

I can't say that I have ever found that anywhere I have worked and in a few of them the toilets were used by men and women.

However public toilets are a different matter. So many of them are absolutely disgusting and I pity the people that have to clean them.

I would hate to see some people's toilets at home but maybe they are only filthy pigs away from home

Because fucking idiots have to hover.

Another one here that works in an office with a phantom shitter
It's unbelievable the state the toilets are left in. I wonder whether they treat their own homes like that?

Im a cleaner. Yep people can be vile. Id be embarrassed to leave it like that but it seems many arent bothered to leave a toilet that isnt there own in a disgusting state. The amount of people who cant even flush a toilet amazes me.

Our work loos at pretty OK. I get disgusted by people who leave their skid marks behind - seems like I need to cop on as to how much worse others have it.

Feeling a little thankful, right now - what is wrong with people...

People are gross.

I once worked somewhere where someone kept smearing snot over the bathroom stall wall - truly rank. It happened every day and the poor cleaners had a nightmare with it.

It’s always worrying when you work in a small office with no customers/clients on site, then you know one of the people you talk to everyday is secretly a filthy git!!

Yeah we used to have a Phantom Crapper at work.

If there's a brush provided - remove your skid marks!!

@ManyCrisps

I hover... I’ve managed to never shit* (or piss) on a toilet seat.

I don’t trust the general publics hygiene enough to put my bum directly on a surface where 100’s of other buns have been.

*I only poo at home though.

It truly baffles me how there are seemingly normal people going about their work and lives who leave toilets in such a state.

A person who sticks a used pad on the wall must have some kind of issue? But they're managing to hold a job down!

I once went into a cafe loo and found a shite in the basin !

I work in an office with an unidentified woman who manages to get shit down the outside of the toilet. Repeatedly.

Also snot smeared on the walls of the stalls

I once worked in a garage shop with a toilet out the back (we had to push a button behind the counter to open it) and we regularly found piss and shit on the floor to the point where I refused to clean it. I was on minimum wage for working in a shop, not cleaning other people’s shit

What I’ve always wanted to know is why women spend so long in a cubicle? I totally understand some on their period, some have a colostomy, some may have a poo but not EVERYONE. I will never understand the long, long lines. I go in, wee and leave. Takes me all of 30 seconds. It’s almost embarrassing to be so quick!

The pub I work in has seen some horrific toilet mess. Women are worse than men.

Shit on the walls and floor and sprayed all over the back wall (as if someone had bent over and aimed their runs at the wall!), piss and puke everywhere and even period blood smeared on the walls and locks.

We even have one man that comes in regularly as we open, blocks one of our freshly cleaned loos with his gigantic, stinking turd and copious amounts of paper then actually comes and complains about it to my bar staff .

The general public are disgusting. Fuck knows what these individuals are thinking on their nights out.

Some women take a while because they’re busy lining the seat with loo paper so they can sit on it. Not me though.