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AIBU?

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To have a quick floss in Morrisons frozen food section?

32 replies

DameDoom · 23/07/2018 11:29

All term I have railed against the flossing antics of my class. The little sods have flossed down the corridor in front of Ofsted, flossed in assembly in front of the director of education and flossed repeatedly in the lunch queue.
They had tried to teach me and I valiantly tried to learn. I couldn't do it until Thursday... the penultimate day of term.
I can now proper floss and quite quickly. I am keeping up my new skills by flossing up a storm. I actually don't think I have control over it.
No one was in the Morrisons frozen bit when I had a little floss - my hips just seized the moment and I went with it.
I know AIBVVVVVVVVU.

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ihatesquats · 23/07/2018 13:23

My 8 yo taught me to floss, I'm rather good at it I admit. He was totally made up when I showed his friends my moves. I'm sure I'll be embarrassing to him in the near future though.
Go you, OP, for doing it in the supermarket.

OkMaybeNot · 23/07/2018 13:55

DS taught me to floss. Though he said I have a unique 'style'. Must be the fact I can't swing my arms across my body 'cos of my huge norks.

I'm jealous of these easy swinging flossers.

MojoMoon · 23/07/2018 15:31

Someone (an adult) was flossing in the park at lunchtime today with their headphones in

They may have forgotten there was an audience.

Sophisticatedsarcasm · 23/07/2018 22:37

I’m on holiday in skegness and literally everywhere you turn is people flossing, waiting in the queue, they are flossing. We were waiting in the queue for something the other day and several kids were flossing so the entertainer guy made up a song. My son finally worked out how to do it and was doing it whilst in Morrisons, my dd tries but can’t do it, I can but not very fast.

thegreylady · 24/07/2018 07:38

Ladies...my grandson told me yesterday,”Grandma flossing is over now , it’s so last year.”
He is 9.

DoryNow · 24/07/2018 08:33

Glad I'm not the only one who thought " dental" ...never got the hang of that either !!! Grin

FoofFighter · 24/07/2018 10:12

Apparently it's great for your abs looks down where I think abs may be hiding

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