Reasons to LTB

[Eggzandbacon]

I swear if DH had 1 million of his own yogurts in the fridge and I had 1 of mine HE WOULD STILL FUCKING EAT MINE

he has finished my yogurt again ‘it’s not that nice is it’ all while he has 9 of his own bastard yogurts in the fridge

WHY WHY WHY

actually can’t decide between leaving him or cold murder... such a hard choice.

He needs to do some serious grovelling. I would suggest starting with buying at least 2 replacement yoghurts, some nice flowers a bottle of wine and cooking and washing up behind dinner.

LTB

If my DH and I share a bar of chocolate he will scoff his half while I savour mine. Then he will expect to share my remaining half as he has none left.

Every.Single.Time

I would take all his yogurts and donate them to the food donation bits in some of the supermarkets, but I'm petty like that.

It’s the only thing he does this with. Weird.
Yogurt control.

I would murder him but I’m too hot now

LTB
My 'D'H seems to think it's acceptable to drink beers or wine (red) he's asked for at weekends, but I often go to bed early as I'm a lightweight and he'll then drink my white wine - so I'm left with none, whilst he still has his horrible red or beer left - EVERY FUCKING TIME!

@flump ITS JUST LIKE THAT!

Just buy all the yoghourts you like. If he complains, say, but I thought you liked the ones I like?