To be really fucking angry with Dp!

[sharkirasharkira]

I know in the scheme of things it isn't a big deal but I am pissed off!

We went to go to bed, I had been waiting for sheets to dry so they weren't on the bed yet.

I get the sheet on. He lies down. I get the duvet cover on, he then proceeds to wrap the whole thing around himself leaving nothing for me, and starfishes in they middle of the bed. I finish doing the pillows and ask him to move so I can get into bed and lie down. He doesn't move. I threaten to lie on him. He moves about an inch so I can lie down but I'm perched on the edge. He won't move over. I have to wrestle a tiny portion of blanket out from under him as he won't relinquish it.

I'm hot. I'm tired. I'm grumpy and want to go to sleep. He is not getting the memo. He proceeds to poke me, lick my arm (which I fucking hate!! ), steal more blanket, just generally annoy me as much as possible to the point where I want to strangle him. Eventually I say I've had enough and I'm going to sleep on the sofa because he's keeping me awake and irritating me on purpose and he starts saying he's just 'being playful' and not to go. Fine, be playful, but NOT AT FUCKING HALF 12 WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP AND HAVE REPEATEDLY ASKED YOU TO STOP!!

So now I'm on the sofa wide awake, tired and angry.

Wibu to wait until he's asleep and then accidentally drop my glass of water on him on the way back to bed. Or just LTB?

He sounds properly obnoxious.

But you being in the sofa whilst he's in the bed you made is annoying. So yes, do the water. Or set an alarm clock for 3 am and put it right by his head.

Yes!!! Return the favor with the early alarm clock. My husband did that to me so I know how annoyed your DP would be.

And don't make the bed while he lies in it doing FA. He's not a baby on a changing mat.

Can you go to a different bed, with no alarm?

What about doing some hoovering in front of the TV tonight at 7pm?

Is he a teenager?

He is certainly supremely unattractive.

Next time you have to change the bed, he gets up like an adult and does it with you.

Well I couldn't physically kick him remove him from the bed and I didn't want to be anywhere near him so I had to leave. But yes, I am annoyed. Far too annoyed to sleep, which is annoying me even more!

I'm a grumpy bitch when I'm tired which he sees as a green light to antagonise me even more. Don't know how he expects me to react!

@pallisers he was supposed to be helping me but in the end he couldn't be arsed as he was tired

I told him to at least put his pillowcase on his pillow, he didn't, so his side has no pillowcase. I'm not doing it for him.

Me and dp have also had a huge argument —because he is an arse who gets the hump if I ask him to do something for the kids, does the bare minimum and then expects me to say thank you for it— so I have also taken myself to the sofa. But I’m too hot to sleep as I think I have caught DDs tonsilitis so I have a raging temp, headache etc too

Strikeput fail!

I have a sore throat too @YesIt, which is not helping my mood!

Hope you feel better soon

You too sharkirasharkira And get some sleep too!