To think my cat is selling my knickers!!

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Heading up to bed and as you do let the dogs out for a wee and see if I can spot the cat to see if he's in or out for the night.
Walk into the kitchen and see the cat skulking around the washing basket, he sometimes sleeps behind the dryer but with the warm weather it's not been getting used so he hasn't been bothering lately.
As I open the neck door he jumps on top of the tumbler drier grabs a pair of my knickers from the top of the pile and legs it out the back door.

Where the hell is he taking my underwear!!!!!!

Aibu to assume he is part of some secret feline selling human underwear gang and if so surely I'm entitled to a % of the profits!

Cats are known for being klepto's one night my cat, Macavity, tried to steal my husband's work keys.

This is my culprit.

My puppy brings me underwear from every bedroom when I am working at home, by the end of the day there is a big pile in my study. All dirty- the joy of living with 4 teenagers/students.

If only I could train him to take it directly to the laundry room.

Umm would you be interested in what my dogs give me? Bearing in mind how inferior they are to cats? My dogs are rescued and all but one are smaller than most cats. They donate their food to me regularly so I feed them dry food. However, being rescued and having gone through hard times, a couple of them have resorted to the coprophage habit of dogs. Even to the gifting of small pieces of same to me. Never heard of it? My advice is you don't ask.

Sometimes I REALLY love this site!

Thanks for sharing all your crazy pet stories, nice to know it's not just mine!!
Devil cat is continuing to swipe items from the washing basket to adorn my front garden. Am seriously considering a decoy basket??
Alternatively I could be quicker at putting the washing away