to throw a squashed apricot at my neighbour's window?

[MamaG]

had too much wine last night

don't like neighbour

tidying kitchen

= squished apricot now stuck to neighbour's bathroom window

better than a mooncup

May we have clarification, MamaG. You did throw the said missile?

Yes I did

Do they know it was you?
If not just look innocent.
If so HIDE

ROFL

why???

I don't like apricots much.

Is it right in the middle of the window? Might he/she not think that a passing bald eagle had dropped it?

Wow, sign MamaG up for the darts team.

They don't know it was me

DS had half eaten said apricot and it was shoved onto worktop in kitchen

As I was cleaning up, I thought how sticky it was and that it would stick to a wall, or a window

Not sure how I ended up giggling in the yard, throwing it at their window, but its still there

Flower, I tried darts once

1st dart hit the wall
2nd dart went in teh black bit on the edge
3rd dark bounced of the metal bit and landed an inch from DH's foot

I want to disapprove.

I really do.

But am sat here shaking with laughter.

unless its an unusual house, wouldn't the bathroom be at the back?

is it possible for people to walk past the back of their house and chuck something

if not I assume she knows it was you .. I'd blame a child

But MamaG you've had practice now.

Yes, teh bathroom is at the back - behind is a lane only used by residents of my street...i.e. me and them and then open farmland

I might go into back yard alter and say loudly "DS stop throwing apricots"

Just pop round and tell her she's got an apricot stuck to her bathroom window.

hehehe I couldn't keep a straight face

Good for you - have done similar, chucked rotting fruit over the fence because she has cats that leave poo in my garden and is nasty leaves newborns to cry for ages...anyway, thing is, it starts with a little piece of fruit...
DC's got into same habit and it is now all banned and forbidden because 'twas all escalating. did have to use the loud voice child reprimand thing when noticed she was in garden AFTER I flung a rotting pear...