To want to die of embarrassment?

[hippocampus]

MIL offered to do a load of washing for us last week, as I have been ill.
FIL brought it back this morning, and at the bottom of all the meticulously ironed clothes was my naughtiest Ann Summers crotchless underwear. [mortified emoticon]

DP reckons she won't have really looked at it properly, but I know for a fact she'll have turned the iron down especially, and whinged to FIL about difficult to iron things.

I'll have to do my own washing now no matter what

I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing! Not only at you sending your naughties to MIL, but the fact that she will have ironed them!!!!

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Excellent! Bet she was jealous really

snort

roflmao

lol
no wonder you were ill. you would have caught a chill
i spose you were lucky she didnt sew them up

Ha ha ha! pmsl at MIL darning crotchless panties whilst tutting.

Absolutely right...I should be grateful she didn't come in waving them saying she thinks her washing machine has ripped them.

Still though.

Maybe they inspired her

Sorry... I'll go now.

PMSL at crotchless knickers - imagining look on my MIL's face if she came across mine. Actually I don't have any, I am a fully paid up member of the Big Pants party. My DD did once bring my vibrator down to the kitchen when we had new neighbours round for drinks though.

PMSL This thread is brilliant.
Did you nearly die of embaressment mrsmalumbas?????
I would have

OMG!!! hahahaha!

i think shew ill have tried them on

i accidentally gave dh's crusty mop up wanky pants to my mum to wash (buried in the pile of washing i hasten to add).
they came back soft, sweet and ironed. didnt dare tell dh......i was embarassed for him

before we got married my husband showed my soon to be MIL a photo of my left nork that had crept onto a slideshow of pictures on his PC of my stepson.

even though I was dancing about trying to alert him of upcoming photo out of her eyeline, he just sat there mouthing "what? what??" at me.

and then it was too late. oh the shame...

LOL! whats so special about the left one?!

crusty mop up wanky pants....is that a technical term?

the right one was busy!

to be fair am now pregnant and planning on BF'ing, so she will be seeing them all the time! har har!

I bet she thought she had burnt a whole in them whilst ironing...

Either that - or don't be surprised if you see a Ann Summers carrier bag at her place next time you go round.....

'crusty mop up wanky pants'!! Ha ha ha! This thread is hilarious!

My dh got fired unreasonably from a job last year and he kept one of his work tops for us to use for just this purpose, as an act of defiance. Accidentally told this to all my work colleagues a while ago after a few too many sambucas...

She's probably got a pair herself!

male friend came round once with his dc, the youngest of which proceded to empty out my dirty washign basket, oh the embarrassment of my unclean knickers, i never moved so fast in my life ..

Ha ha ha!!