OH snoring like a warthog

[PostcodeJack]

Would I be unreasonable to smother him now or should I get a glass of wine first,?

@PostcodeJack That's what he said. Once bitten, twice shy.

I'm not arsed, as long as you don't snore, or scream MJ noises in your sleep.

On the upside... you've all validated my drinking choices... for his ongoing health you understand...

I've got a revamped version of Ghost Town by The Specials in my head.

This hog... Is snorin' like a warthog...

@liverbird10... I'm now loving and hating you! Can't get that out of my head now! Although I may start singing it (badly) to OH

I have trouble getting to sleep. I guarantee that if I've been lying there listening to him sleeping like an angel for hours, the moment I'm finally nearly asleep the bastard will start snoring like somebody is trying to strangle a warthog to death in a drainpipe.

Is there any room left in your pit.

@saltypeanut ... we're digging deeper... so yes x

My DH and I slept apart for years because of his snoring. Then we had to downsize and lost the spare bedroom so I forced him to go to the DR. and he’s now on a Cpap machine which solved the problem.

Now I’m having to deal with his noxious farts. They’ve woken me quite a few times and I’ve had to get out of the room until it’s dissipated 🤢🙄 We’ve just changed our diet though so I’m hoping that will stop it.

I've made mine roll on to his side, which generally stops it. I may have had to shove him quite hard to achieve this

Why the hell would anyone sleep next to somebody making that sort of noise? You are suffering sleep deprivation and possibly ruining your body and mental health! I don’t get it. Make them sleep on the sofa or one of you sleep in the spare room. Why are women such mugs?!! Hope he looks like Chris Hemsworth to at least make up for it!

He's aware I have permission to kill but is also ok about digging the hole. May need more wine whilst I decide...

@cawfee he's hot as fuck so that helps!

In all seriousness, my halfwit is snoring RIGHT NOW. Dear God. Hurry up digging that hole in your garden, OP!

Will make coffees in morning and remind about digging. Then mention it needs to go down another 8 ft?

And now he's sleeping quite peacefully and no longer needs fo die. Would it be unreasonable to start a thread about reasons to throw OH in death pit? (@liverbird10 have seen other post. He's in there)

OH had laser surgery to harden his palate. It worked about 75%. That is, his snoring was much reduced. Ten years later it began to get worse again (he put on weight, doesn’t help) and he now uses a mouth guard. He’s back to how he used to be now. Hot weather doesn’t help.

Is that hole dug yet?

Digging has started. He's aware that there are several bodies to be buried and is thankful that, for today at least, his is not among them

Love this thread but on a serious note he needs to try Nytol anti snoring spray - it's worked wonders for dh

Oooh. Will try him on that. Thank you!

I'm a horrific snorer and my husband has threatened to bury me under the patio 😂 Maybe I'll put him in touch with you and I can be put in your hole save him digging one and putting his back out.

Nytol spray did nothing for me because I drink water through the night.

@sluttybutty. 3 patios on Im prepared to share...

WIBU to show Mr liverbird10 this thread, then just as he gets to this post, clonk him one over the head with a spade? Once our pit is ready, obvs.

Mr Postcode has gone to get me ice cream. Spade on head suspended for now. But it's only fair to give Mr Liverbird10 some warning....

My fucker is snoring AGAIN... woke him to complain... he denies having even been asleep!!! I may actually kill him and feed him to the cats.

My ex bf was the same, even started waking my son, (who sleeps through anything). No sprays or anything worked... I'll happily be alibis if needed haha