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WIBU it ask for you CFery at work stories?

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CalamityJaneismyUsername · 27/06/2018 18:50

Just that really. My boss is being a pain-expecting unpaid work while I'm on maternity, calling me in on days off for unpaid work, keeping me half an hour late and expecting me half an hour early. He hasn't done a risk assessment or responded to my request for mat leave so although he's taken me off the rota I don't know what I'll be paid and how.

Now I want to hear CFery at work stories- boss, colleague, employee, I don't care- to console me that thisreally isn't so bad

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wiccamum · 27/06/2018 20:20

Putting designer handbags/lunches/wine through expenses
Total fabrication of outlook diary, so colleague appears super busy when they are quite obviously NOT!
Faking attendance records of client meetings
Taking time off for a “family bereavement “ then going to a spa day with friends...and posting it all over Facebook!

All this CFery from the same colleague 😒

Abouttoblow · 27/06/2018 20:22

I had a thread here last year about a colleague (who was then named the Flexi-time CF).
She clocked in and then left, without clocking out) to:
Go to Costa for breakfast
Take her DH his wedding ring when he went to work without it
Go to the optician with her DM
Meet the letting agent about her rental property

I got some great support (and some flaming) on here.

She got pulled up and decided to leave. We got a replacement after 3 months after the rest of the team covering her workload and the replacement is worse, for different reasons.

mayhew · 27/06/2018 20:24

Another community midwife one. Before mobile phones we had BT cards that allowed us to make work calls. One card racked up loads of overseas calls. Cue investigation.
Owner of said card said her car was broken into and card stolen.
What she didn't realise was that BT logged the phone calls were made from. Hers.

GunpowderGelatine · 27/06/2018 20:38

I still cringe telling this, and it will put me, but here goes.

I used to work for the local council and we were doing some work around promoting food banks (as in where to donate, getting more donation points into public buildings, etc) as part of an anti-poverty drive. My boss at the time was one of these annoying over achieving David Brent types who would think of unachievable and ridiculous ideas and demand we find a way to make them happen, preferably yesterday. But she never did the work herself of course!

Anyway, one day she came in and announced that a certain celebrity chef (let's call him Bob for arguments sake, no resemblance to his actual name) is from the area, and wouldn't it be great if he would do a few videos blogs on how to cook a naice meal from food bank food. Nice idea in theory - but we had no budget, and this is a very famous chef.

Some tool from across the other end of the office says "oh my aunty's neighbour's cousin's son knows him, I'll get his number" Hmm not only did they get it but cheeky fucker boss made me call him. "He'd think it such a privilege" she said, "this is gonna be huge for us!".

In my defence at the time we were going through a brutal restructure and everyone was fighting for their jobs, so I couldn't feel like I could say no, or speak out about what a ridiculous idea it was.

So I called Bob, and i swear it was the low point of my entire career. I thought the number would go through to his agent but no it was his personal mobile number! So the conversation basically went:

Bob: "Hello?"

Me: "Is that Bob?

Bob: "yes who's this?"

Me: "my name is Gunpowder from the Twat team at Local Council, we're running a campaign to promote donations to food banks in the area and seeing as you're local I wondered if you'd be up for helping us out?"

Bob:..."how did you get this number? This is my personal phone? I'm actually filming right now"

Me/ "Oh god sorry I didn't realise, someone in the office got it for us"

Bob: "well I'm not happy about that, very few people have this number. What are you wanting me to do?"

Me: (cold sweats now) "Maybe some video blogs about recipes for food you can make with food bank food?"

Bob:"....right. So you want me to make some videos, presumably for free, in my own time, on your terms"

Me: "...erm"

Bob: "no is my answer. And destroy anything with my personal number on please. Goodbye."

My boss was furious that I didn't press him more and couldn't understand why he was so mad about calling his personal number. I'd thrown away a missed opportunity apparently Confused

I am totally mortified looking back that I did that, and pleased to say a few weeks later I'd found a new job! I can't watch Bob on TV though now

musicinthe00ssucks · 27/06/2018 20:51

Gunpowder utterly mortifying but that is a brilliant story. I am dying to know who ‘Bob’ is!

Fletchasaurus · 27/06/2018 20:54

My manager is just rude. I know she works hard and is probably under pressure but she is such a sourfaced cow. She has an attitude of micromanagement and will pick up and be awful about the slightest error but can't bring herself to give praise when it is due. She talks down to everyone including other managers but the top boss loves her! As I left today I said bye to the team and she completely ignored it. I know she heard me because she looked up and just didn't bother. I hate her and I can't wait to leave. I feel better after that!

Brunsdon1 · 27/06/2018 22:12

I need to word this carefully

But a CEO who in our small industry is mildly celebrated once sat and proudly showed us all the multi million pound new head office plans (for context this was a senior management meeting with maybe 8 12 people in so only we knew this )

He waxed lyrical about the wonder and showed us where all their new lovely offices would be customer.built

Then promptly announced a cut for frontline workers in a very specific way which cost maybe a 26th of the new building plans...these frontline staff were minimum wage under hard going conditions....that cut would have been seriously devestating

I handed my notice in that night....(there were other C.F. things he did that I can't say as they are very outing )

I recently saw him being celebrated as a "great CEO "in a high traffic media outlet

If only they knew

Redcliff · 27/06/2018 22:27

About to blow - I remember your c.f. colleague - sorry the new one hasn't worked out. So many c.f. out there - my current annoyance is someone at work talking up having pointless stands at pointless and expensive tradeshows and I know I'm going to be lumbered with it as she is only there for a few weeks.

HariboIsMyCrack · 27/06/2018 22:36

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hamandpease · 27/06/2018 22:52

@Abouttoblow I remember that thread well - why is the replacement worse??

Abouttoblow · 01/07/2018 11:14

Hamandpease

I think a few people guessed what my job is but don't want to come out on here.

New member of staff has just qualified and this is their first job but there are numerous things he can't do because of his anxiety. These things are fundamentals to the role, there's no way around it.

I'm not for a moment disregarding how debilitating anxiety can be, but why you would choose a career that would trigger it is beyond me.

To try and give you some idea:

Not being able to speak in front of people if you were a teacher.
Being terrified of water if you were a lifeguard.
Not being able to use a ladder if you were a firefighter.

He's still in his probationary period so I don't know what will happen but for the moment the rest of us are covering the things he can't do. We'll then have another 3 months to cover if he leaves.

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