To think of testicles whenever I hold a fig?

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It makes eating them a slightly weird experience.

O dear. Sorry to have ruined anyone's picnic.

Olga, I have never eaten a Vietnamese summer roll, but I am going to Waitrose now so will look out for them.

Seriously, grumpy do the willies you've known smell like brie?

Not usually, and definitely not ideally. But occasionally there's a bit of a waft that reminds me....

Maybe it is more like Camembert, come to think of it. Definitely the white edge of that kind of cheese.

Was literally about to eat a fig biscuit

Thanks OP

Fig biscuit? Oh blimey. A whole new avenue of penisitude has opened itself up to me.

BTW, there is nothing cheesey about DP's dick. He is a l'occitane man, and his personal hygiene is beyond reproach. But (his - I am no expert) semen is generally a bit Camembertish. I call it the cheese course, though there is apparently more zinc in semen than there is in cheese.

I feel sick. Thanks.

Ewww.

Dead wasps - nope not envy

I've never done that (up to now...)

Fig or fig marmelade on toasted bread with olive oil is heavenly, btw ;)

I once went a party where someone was parading around offering lychees on a plate. I thought they were some kind of bollocks and said 'no thank you I'm vegetarian' .

It makes me think of a certain scene from Sex and the City.

I have never eaten a fig and I don’t think I want to either!

@Nocheerhere Lychees on a plate? Dicks in swimming caps?

(Sorry - I just have a vague memory of one of my sisters having a lychee phase).

Maria, I am feeling hungry at the thought of fig marmlade. Bother you.

Diana, I have never watched TV since one of the DC butchered said TV in 2001, but I think I probably don't need to know about Sex and the City, thank you.

Diana

With that username? I feel like Diana would have most certainly eaten figs. (The real ones, btw)

testicles are a delicious piece of beef (and mutton) btw.

I am feeling hungry at the thought of fig marmlade. Bother you.

Happy to serve

My nonna used to make super delicious marmelade with the figs from her fig trees... (Also goes well with various kinds of soft cheese.)

Testicles and beef. Why???????

Not testicles and beef. Testicles from bulls... (I mean, also other parts... So yes, testicles and other kinds of meat occasionally as well.)

As for why... Why would you waste meat?

Away with you, testicular brigade. I am talking about the delight in cupping my hand around a fig.

There is a Dave Gorman “found poem” in this thread for sure
Figs, ballsacks, wasps and brie I’m dying! 🤣

My PIL have fig trees they're very proud of. In my head they are the testicle trees. Very glad I'm not alone in this, had been blaming my filthy mind

Testicle trees