Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To wonder why someone has posted a spatula through my letterbox?

61 replies

gracielacey · 11/06/2018 20:59

I've come home and found a wooden spatula on the inside of my front door that must have come through the letterbox.

Does anyone have any idea where that would have come from?

To wonder why someone has posted a spatula through my letterbox?
OP posts:
halfwitpicker · 11/06/2018 21:12

Wait for the sex lube comments...

Foxthefoxoff · 11/06/2018 21:27

I often used things like this when breaking in to my own house. But don't worry a professional burglar, (which I am not) probably has better tools Grin

thegreatbeyond · 11/06/2018 21:27

Somebody clearly wants you flipping out over the mystery they've cooked up.

choccyp1g · 11/06/2018 21:33

Can anyone explain the elastic band around one end?

Hoppinggreen · 11/06/2018 21:35

I watched somebody deliver leaflets round our cul de sac last week and she used a spatula to push them all through the letterbox. Someone must have dropped it

MissVanjie · 11/06/2018 21:36

Put some posters up around the way with ‘is this your spatula’ and your number on tear off slips at the bottom

UniversallyUnchallenged · 11/06/2018 21:37

First thought was ‘stirrer’ as in gossip, but with picture I don’t think so, very odd

MarieVanGoethem · 11/06/2018 21:42

Maybe you could present the spatula to one of our, er, choicer, candidates, with instructions on instertion. You could do a ransom-note-style set of instructions using letters cut from the metric shittonne of leaflets/LITERAL "fake news"/supposedly hand-written personal letters 🙄 Hmm that have come through the door lately.

MerryDeath · 11/06/2018 21:44

we once received a rather high quality wooden spoon as a promotional gift from a naice kitchen shop that was opening.

5foot5 · 11/06/2018 21:45

Oh thank you all for the spatula tip. Once or twice I have delivered leaflets around our estate to publicise events and have cursed roundly ar some of the super vicious letter boxes. Nearly lost a finger to one of them. I know how to tackle it in future

guffaux · 11/06/2018 21:57

we got one once- during electioneering, a political party leaflet was delivered, the person must have poked it through with a spatula, we heard an almighty commotion from ddog, went into the hall, and there was the leaflet, plus wooden spatula (complete with tooth marks) - and very pleased ddog Grin

(disclaimer- during the day, when the usual post is delivered, we have a wooden gate round the door to protect the mail person- our regular posties know this Smile we take it away on an evening)

gracielacey · 11/06/2018 22:42

@MarieVanGoethem

You mean this one? Must admit, it took me a good few minutes to realise it wasn't actually handwritten - it looks authentic, I'll give them that.

At least the torrent of leaflets will be over on Thursday, and we can go back to being a safe seat that nobody ever bothers canvassing in!

To wonder why someone has posted a spatula through my letterbox?
OP posts:
gracielacey · 11/06/2018 22:46

And those fake newspapers and magazines are so irritating - "Lewisham living", "Lewisham life" etc.

OP posts:
Excitedforxmas · 11/06/2018 22:48

I think I'm going to start pushing random things through neighbours letterboxes for fun

BetterEatCheese · 11/06/2018 22:57

We did this once - 6 year old dd accidentally posted her letterbox opening device!

AWaspOnAWindowInAHeatwave · 11/06/2018 23:38

To the PP who asked for an explanation re the rubber band... I band my leaflets into 50s before setting off so I've got enough in my hand to do a reasonable distance so I'm not fishing in my bag every few minutes, but not enough to make them awkward to hold while opening letterboxes/gates. When I've finished the 50 and I'm left with an empty rubber band, I pop it round the end of my opener/in my pocket/back in my rucksack when I get the next 50 out. (I did used to put them round my wrist but they caught on the cuff of my jacket and annoyed me).

That's got to win gold for the Most Boring Explanation Ever.

MarieVanGoethem · 12/06/2018 06:46

@gracielacey

That's the badger. No spatula used here & it got caught under the door as I closed it when I got in. I realised it was a fake straight off purely as hand-writing letters to the entire constituency would've left her looking like the Python's Black Knight as she wore away her limbs to stumps. That's totally a thing that happens when you write too much, I'm sure. Fairly sure it almost happened to me at uni.

The fake newspapers & magazines are spectacularly irksome, yes. I really don't know who the Lib Dems think they might be going to kid with their repeated assertions that Labour voters (especially the lifelong ones) are running to them in droves 2 minutes after elections that returned not only another Labour mayor but turned the ENTIRE Council to Labour.

The leaflet from your woman with the trident logo (can't actually remember the party name - "British Union Of Fascists Was Already Taken" or something like that) was absolutely foul. Apart from the amusing inability to use English properly that made it sound as if the Lib Dems would be within their rights to have another ref & repeal Brexit if that's what the result reflected, rather than the "the Lib Dems are going to steal our blue passports!" rantette it was meant to be. Whoever edited it didn't seem to understand the purpose of bolding sections of text, either - it genuinely looked as if they'd thought: "I've seen that on other leaflets & it looks good, better do it to show we're A Serious Party... ok, picked out a few words here & there, done!" They also used their dodgy trident logo as their bullet point. It was like an early 00s internet site made with a free programme. But sinister & islamophobic, rather than, say, having smiley face bullet points on a blog; or Trefoil bullet points (now Strictly Forbidden by Girlguiding) on the contents page taking you to the different bits on games/crafts/camp & holiday themes (etc).

They've managed to find us a Kipper-Of-Colour, too. Seriously, in a constituency that voted overwhelmingly for Remain & seems to have lots of active campaigning against it going on, you'd think UKIP (& Horrendous Racist Party) wouldn't even bother. UKIP are literally trying the "we're not racist, LOOK, we have a coloured friend candidate" (you know that's the word that most of them would use... well, there have been enough documentaries & enough press coverage to tell us that there's a good chance...) thing. Ah well, hopefully they'll both lose their deposit.

I'm very sorry to see Heidi go - she's been an excellent constituency MP: she fought like mad to save the hospital; she's been relentlessly pursuing the issue of the train disservice SEFail [don't] run; & she's really active in the community all the time, she doesn't just bob up when elections roll round. She was brilliant when she visited my Brownies when Girlguiding ran a campaign round the 2015 elections highlighting some of the issues that affect girls & young women - she hosted my Rangers at the Commons, too, to talk about the same topic. She also took time out from canvassing in the last election to come & plant trees with my Brownies in a local park (one of which = a memorial tree for a Brownie's mother). She didn't just waft about, either, she was right in there with a backhoe, ending up very muddy... Really REALLY hope whoever replaces her is as engaged with the constituency & as committed to the people in it & their needs.

steff13 · 12/06/2018 07:13

Well, it sucks to be them - that's a really decent looking spatula. A nice heavy wooden one like that wild be pretty pricey here. I say you wash it up and adopt it as your own.

Maybe the rubberband was around the stack of flyers, and the person wrapped it around the spatula to throw away later?

Oblomov18 · 12/06/2018 07:19
Grin
listsandbudgets · 12/06/2018 07:24

Yes leaflet delivery.

As someone who ended up in A and E after a dog bite through a letterbox amd still has a painful scar 4 years later I use a ruler or spatula now amd I've lost a few!

If youve got a dog please put a cage on your letterbox or have an outside box. The damage caused by a bite can be horrendous. Believe me it is very scary to feel a sudden sharp pain then suddenly find you have blood spurting from your finger so your lower arm is covered in it. Local anaesthtics injected into the palm are not pleasant either

brizzledrizzle · 12/06/2018 07:41

It could be worse, what if it was a turkey baster?

chocolateworshipper · 12/06/2018 07:42

I have it on good authority that WereAllBladesArentWe did it

2cats2many · 12/06/2018 07:42

Definitely YANBU

CoffeeIsNotEnough · 12/06/2018 13:33

The rubber bands come from the bundles of leaflets. After you remove the rubber band from a batch of leaflets you stick it on the spatula rather than put it in your pocket to decompose.

I'm sorry it's not a more interesting explanation Grin.

Tara12 · 12/06/2018 22:50

They use it to open letterboxes cos of snappy dogs

Swipe left for the next trending thread