Current reasons:
He’s breathing.
He’s spent the entire afternoon upstairs in bed while I tried to work and entertain kids.
He stayed in our room while kids shouted at me from the shower to get the shampoo out for them while I was downstairs. The bathroom is next to our room.
He went out for a pint at 3pm yesterday and came home at gone midnight.
He’s put some shit on the tv and is now asleep on the sofa.
Tongue in cheek, he has his uses, but he is REALLY grating on me tonight. AIBU?