What's your FIRST WORLD Problem Today?

[LeighaJ]

Mine is that one of my Tesco Chicken Caesar wraps had NO Caesar dressing on it!!! While the other one had obscene amounts on it. Per MN rules I'm not simply livid, but Beyond Livid about this.

So what's Your First World Problem Today?

I am feeling repulsed by the unnatural size of the lady's opposite me in the cafes eyebrows .. its putting me off my chili avocado smash toast

@tunnocks that is a very real problem! I’d be traumatised! When I first met dh he once made the mistake of making me marmite on toast using margarine...my taste buds were violated. He’s not done it since...

My cinnamon danish wasn’t very cinnamon AND a little stale.

I accidentally ordered 2 tubs of cream cheese from Tesco. I don't eat cream cheese. I only bought it because my mum is coming for lunch today to go on some toast with avocado and smoked salmon.

Tesco sent a free sample of mouth wash with my delivery. I don't use mouthwash, don't have anyone to give it to but I don't want to throw it out.

Weetabix crumbs ruining my life

Took DS trampolining last week and one of the sodding rooms was shut because they were redoing the mural on the wall. Should have asked for a discount really.

happyhippy chuck it in the food bank

Gormless

"My life is a vale of tears."

Tunnocks34

"The school canteen has put Margerine on the tea cakes instead of butter"

Ewwww.

I have 2 today. I only discovered we grabbed the wrong size curtains after putting them up so now we have to drive 12 minutes to exchange them and I had to put the old curtains back up for now.

Although I needed to go back anyway because after my husband insisted on buying Black pillowcases to go with our Black quilt cover, once home he realised that the quilt cover is in fact dark Navy Blue...like I told him it was repeatedly...at the store.

Woe is us.

I’ve just had another...

Costa were out of goats cheese and grilled pepper pannini so I had to have a minging croque of shite xx

I've eaten too much chocolate cake but there's still some left so no doubt I'll be a disgusting pig and eat some more.

The ice cream van just woke my DD just as I got her to sleep so instead of sleeping she is climbing on back wanting to play horsies and keeps pinging me headband

Wellfuckmeinbothears

Costa were out of goats cheese and grilled pepper pannini so I had to have a minging croque of shite

Ooops that might have been me - I'm in Costa at the moment and I did pick the last goats' cheese panini off the shelf because it's my favourite. It was too hot to eat too so I had to wait a few minutes before I could bite into it

I meant to get loads of jobs done today and did fairly well until my Mum insisted on taking me out for lunch ... now I feel a little bit guilty though the smashed avo with charred corn and feta on sourdough was bloody delicious.

And having been treated to lunch, I can’t decide whether to treat myself to the artisan salted caramel brownie that’s waiting for me in the fridge for post dinner, woe is very much me...

Tesco have sold out of hobnobs

@ILoveMyDressingGown

Noooo! How could you?!

My MacBook isn't going to be delivered until Thursday meaning I can't do any degree work until then!

I've just eaten a whole sharing bag of kettle chips and now I'm really thirsty but my drink is too far away.

I wrote out this post to put in here "I forgot to take my reusable bags when I went shopping today and had to buy a couple of £1 ones as I had bulky items which wouldn't fit in the bag for life style ones at all." and then my computer did something weird and posted it on a completely different post which I'd been reading earlier and was a pretty serious post. Feel like a knob now and no idea how it even happened.

Aw BlooBagoo! Nightmare.

My new bee hive "super" is an inch wider than my original hive. I'm going to have to cut a filet of wood to fill the gap. And...and.. I had to build the new roof rather than just popping the old one back on. So annoying! 🐝🐝🐝

@liz70 I was just accused of being a 'southern numpty' for saying ice lolly instead of lolly ice. I've lived in the Midlands for 6 months.

There's too much jasmine and honeysuckle growing in my garden and the smell is overpowering my al fresco Doritos fest.

These strawberries are very slightly disappointing. #FML

Trying to find a hotel in the north west England that has room service 🙈 any help or suggestions would be greatly received lovely lot xx

I spent ages playing with toddler DS in the bath and now my rose is warm, and furthermore it is the talking programme on R3. My evening is ruined.

My cup of tea wasnt hot enough to melt the chocolate on my dark chocolate digestives. Dh kindly made it but must've got distracted before he brought it upstairs.

We don't have a cleaner any more as I WFH and should be able to do it, but the time (9hrs a week) my two year old spends in pre-school I am either in the gym (physio's order, I've had ortho surgery) or working. I miss coming home to a sparkling house!!!

alligatorsmile

"These strawberries are very slightly disappointing. #FML"