Sarahlou63
"I missed a water bill in April and the authorities have cut my water off. Paid the bill pronto but won't be reconnected until the morning."
I had that problem once; it was on my birthday too. The bastards actually wanted me to bring a cheque down in person before they would turn it back on. I was like "It's 2014, not the 80's."
FlyingElbows
"I'm having terrible trouble choosing fabric for new blinds and curtains in the living room."
That's rough, stay strong. 
HoomanMoomin
"My mango was slightly too ripe."
Oh I've been there before, except they were blackberries. 
PokemonGo
"I didn’t get a shiny Ho-oh."
I literally have no idea what that means.
PavlovianLunge
"When I went in to feed next door's cat, she didn’t want any lap time. I was quite affronted."
It's important to remember that cats are in charge in all worlds. We're just here to serve them. 
ProustianMadeleine
"Do I take 4 pairs of shoes or 5 on my holiday to the Caribbean on Sunday?"
5