AIBU to think I might die (slightly lighthearted)

[HopelessWithNumbers]

Just eaten half an opened pot of yoghurt, nearly got to the end and discovered green fur around the top. It tasted fine - had a chopped up nectarine in it so perhaps that disguised the flavour of mould.

We’re all born to die but you’re most likely to get the stupendous shits from dodgy yoghurt

If it didn't taste terrible it's probably ok! Keep a couple of loo rolls on standby in the bathroom just in case...

Oh dear. Farewell OP. I'm sure you have lived an exciting yoghurt filled life.

R. I. P

Thank you. I’ll make sure I update you 💩

From beyond the grave???

You’ll be fine. My Persian friend used to bring to work yoghurt that her mother had kept for a year as a special treat. (I never ate it)

that green fur is prime penicillin. Guarantee you you'll live forever

You might find this thread reassuring, OP:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/3266689-Do-You-Just-Scrape-the-Mould-off-Jam

I survived! 💪