AIBU to want to know what your username means?

[Mirrorwriting]

Mine just popped into my head.
it’s a profound reflection on the relationship between our words and perception when interpretations are made by an outside agency
Those puzzle books used to have clues you can solve with a mirror.

Mine is a computer game that my DS is obsessed with.

Two highly energetic dc and only one of me

I run ultra marathons (boring)

rusty sweet!

Mines a sitcom by Ben Elton.

''Woman can't act - where would they put the coconuts?''

The dog.

What I am going to turn my kitten into if she sinks her claws into me one more time

Mine is from The Jolly Postman. The letter of apology that Goldilocks writes to the Three Bears says she's very sorry that she ate all Baby Bear's "porij".

Mine's a League of Gentlemen quotation!

I was drinking a Diet Coke at the time.

I like Justin Trudeau. One of the only men I've ever been attracted to

Mine hasn't got a deeper meaning haha.

Favourite book and film for me!!

Mines a misheard lyric. Probably very outing to any of my friends/old work colleagues on here.

Gaelic for 'fuck off'.

I don't speak much gaelic, but I know the swear words

Nothing actually! I watched a programme on lobsters back in 2004 and was horrified by how vicious they are and how they scuttle around like knights in clunky suits of armour.

So languid is the opposite.

Tribute to Fanny Cradock. Remember?

Tongue twister and a running joke at work.

Mine's an amalgam of Lady Bracknell & (oh) FFS.

I'm slightly jealous of his hair

I told my DS, who was about 4 at the time & making a big fuss about something, to stop being a drama llama.

He told me most indignantly that he wasn't being a drama llama, he was a drama alpaca

Just what it says on the tin...

Mine is just one big typo (so embarrassed)
WTF does BBF mean?
In my defence I had had a few drinks when I registered.

I got 'phished' in the infamous mumsnet phishing scam so has to namechange & this felt topical!

Directed at a certain person

Not only do I lose socks in the washing machine, I have also found socks that belong to no one in this house on two occasions. Only one can be rationally explained.