I'm looking to book a holiday and was perusing some Trip Advisor reviews revies
in order to get a feel for some of the hotels (I know, I know, Trip Advisor is a whole other thread).
Every single one of them made reference to the temperature of the food (COLD! NOT HOT ENOUGH! HAD TO USE MICROWAVE! FREEZING! CAUGHT MY DEATH!). It reminded me that I'd also made polite conversation with a grandparent the other day, who was singing the praises of a Lakeland platewarmer (in a friendly but Bucket-ish way).
I can't stand hot/overheated food because (a) burnt tongue (b) burnt hands from the fucking plate warmers (c) burnt children (d) can't taste the food because I'm too busy jumping from foot to foot screaming 'HOT! HOTTER THAN THE SUN!'. It's a supremely unpleasant experience.
AIBU to prefer a nice plate of cold sandwiches?