Remove the defunct language and honestly tell me that you find Shakespeare's storylines either plausible or entertaining
Yes, I do find them entertaining. Clearly, you don’t, but fortunately you don’t speak for everyone. Why do I need to find them plausible? Is that a requirement?
Rather than address the mysogonist and racist elements of Shakespeare
Actually, you have no idea how I teach Shakespeare unless you are in one of my classes. In fact, we frequently discuss Shakespeare’s depiction of women and race, as well as exploring the evolution of concepts of racism and misogyny since the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries. One of the requirements of the A Level specification is to explore the contexts in which texts are written and received and the changing critical views of Shakespeare over time. But I accept that that doesn’t suit your argument.
do you really believe that the history play Richard III is an accurate portrayal of the battle of Bosworth or do you suppose it may possibly be biased towards the Tudor granddaughter on the throne?
Er - thanks for pointing out the painfully obvious? Does anyone believe that a work of fiction by Shakespeare is intended to be an accurate portrayal of history? You do know that the fairies he depicts in A Midsummer Night’s Dream don’t exist either?
Actually address the work yourself
Oh thank you so much for the not at all patronising advice. I’m so confused over what I’ve been doing up to now, with an English Literature degree and over twenty years of experience teaching English Literature. Thank goodness I have you to set me straight.
Good grief, your insistence that just because you don’t like Shakespeare, no-one should is tragic.