Bugger, I didn't win any money on the lottery last night

[Mailfuckoff]

I want to give up work and sleep for a month and then be the best mum ever to my dc.
Seeing as I didn't win the lottery again any other ideas? This is lighthearted as I seriously can't see a way out of the ratrace and sometimes I love my job. I just want some sleep!

Well I've not woken up to a big win, so I suppose life shall have to go on as normal. Doing a dump run today. When I am a millionaire (next weeks lotto) I will hire someone to do dump runs for me.

I really need to win since I spent my last £5 on a lions mane hat for my cat...

Ha! Spoke too soon! Just logged into my lotto account and seen this! I'm a winner!

OK so now I'm jealous, are you saying you never got an email saying to check your account? I better check in case I have won and not realised!

No email that I can see. I've had small wins before, the email usually comes in at 1am

A lions mane hat for a cat- that is adorable!

I won £4.20 but I'm going to stay anonymous so I don't get loads of gold-diggers coming after me.

When my numbers come up I will go public but hire a well groomed couple several stones lighter to play us doing the champagne photos.

One of my worries would be to win and then have people saying to themselves 'you'd think they would make an effort for the cameras'.