to hate my effing ignorant cnt of a neighbour?

[MamaG]

NOISY BASTARD

ARRRGGGHHHH

Got DS down for nap, settle down with a book and a coffee after a busy mroning and DUR DUR DUR fucking dire straights through the wall

FUCK OFF YOU FAT CUNT

phew

feel better now

ooh
where did all those stars come from?!

oh dear

do you need an ickle wickle hug and a cup of tea !

Not sure - but they emphasise your point quite well!

Straits

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Reasonably I don't suppose he knew you had just put ds down for a nap.

But Dire Straits??? No fucking excuse for that.

Our neighbour leaves his TV on all night. It's so loud I can tell which programme he's watching.
He claims he's hard of hearing. Yeah right, that'll be why he revves his car at 12 0 clock at night as well.

Reasons why he's an ignorant cunt:-

1. Music, shit music ALL THE TIME. I've complained loads of times but he still does it.

1. Ditto TV - we have had to move into the back room as we can't bear to sit in front room and listen to the Bill signature tune

1. Has an open fire in front room - in winter he stokes it OVER AND OVER AND OVER, in summer he chainsaws the fucking logs all weekend

1. He's fat and ugly and he smells.

I know some people.

Would you like me to have him "taken care of"?

yes please

Take care of my neighbour while you're there, poster000001...

Mine is outside the front of my house right now less than 5 feet away from where I'm sitting revving his sodding motorbike again and again and again. He parks his bike outside his or our house taking up a full parking space (he also parks his car outside too, so he takes up two spaces) and I know he does it to "reserve" spaces for when his friends come round, because there isn't much parking in our street.

I know this because his friends will stop in the middle of the street, bang on his door, and he'll push the motorbike into the yard at the side of his house. Many times we come home and can't park outside because of that fucking bike and has to park at the very end of the street. Great when you have shopping.

Add to that the fact that he has no indoor voice at all and every conversation is held at "gruff builders yell" volume. The fact that he screams at his disabled wife/small child if he can't find his gloves (!) at 7am, the fact that he has idiot alcoholic friends who recount their most recent sexual encounters at top volume when there's a child in the house....grrrr.

And there's us worrying about disturbing them when we have sex so we do it in silence. We should get a bloody megaphone!

banana I'd shag in his front yard, the ignorant feck

sorry, but I'd push his motorbike over as well

Don't think I haven't considered it (pushing the bike over, not shagging in his front yard!)

He also has this habit of conveniently opening his door whenever we are coming in or out of his house or have guests arriving/leaving, and then "forgetting" why he needed to come out... nosey bastard.

And a really irritating squeaky creaky gate which he uses about 50 times a day! Ok, I'm going to have to start ranting about him now or start an "aibu: to hate my neighbours gate?" thread! lol

STOP ranting, not start, even! d'oh.

oil it in the dead of night....and oil his path so he slips too

Now that IS something I've considered. I may do it, too!

And put some poo on the handle just for fun.

My neighbour screams at her teenage kids any time between 11pm and midnight and generally comes across as a teesy weensy bit unbalanced (I'm being polite here, read between the lines).

Then she once said to me she felt insulted because I'd never asked her to babysit DS!

We don't really speak any more...

MamaG - have to say I never imagined this thread would have been started by you when I read the title...

It made me blush... (being a prude and all (see my scores on the dirty thread),...

You need to get your wall more insulated.. DH uncle really did this, he built another layer of bricks and soundproof stuff and then plastered over....

Or you could always move to an area like mine, where nice quiet people live, helps we are in a detached house I admit, but round here the people are really considerate, possibly as there are quite old and in bed by 9.00pm...

Heifer, I know, its noit like me to start a thread with this title but I'd had enough when I posted!

Where do you live? nay houses for sale?

we HAVE soundproofed the house but obv it hasn't really worked

Our house will be for sale soon (as soon as we have finished doing it up)...

Really nice house - see kitchen on my profiles......

You should definately buy it - we are moving up norf to be near lulu.... well to the Wirral so near enough....

I live in Wiltshire - won't say exactly where as it may put you off...

MamaG - are these the neighbours you made cherry scones for?

no they bloody aren't pointydog