For the first time in a decade somehow we've got ants indoors, which is a fun game for the kids, whack an ant. They seem to be coming up through the skirting boards. It's just weird we've never had this problem but it really is like an invasion now.
I think the old wives tale is to put clove stalks down. Hoping that works.
Are ants known for migratory tactics, the house is like a show home and super clean.
Just seeing them makes me itch.
Anyone else have this problem or solutions. I remember my Grandmother using ant powder but that seemed to do nothing in her house.
The thing is that scares me, you start off with ants, then they start ducking flying.
I guess it is a first world problem, just seems weird they've cropped up in all the downstairs rooms.
Another thing I keep hearing pans clattering in the pan cupboard, ex H thinks I'm mental as my biggest fear can't possible get in, why would they choose the pan cupboard.
Please don't think I'm crazy but a few weeks back there was a persistent smell of sewage in the house. Had a plumber check all the drains and pipes, literally nothing, obviously before spending that kind of money a few doses of super drain unblocker was used. Touch wood, the smell hasn't been back since after the plumber left.
I say it with jest, but it makes you wonder if it's anything 
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