To wonder what's wrong with my trouser eating lady parts?!

[TheWomblerReturns]

I don't get it. I did not buy every single trouser I own at the same time - so they all have different shelf life's.

They are all of different quality

But I have put a hole in the crotch at the same time in every single one 😫

I also can't afford more currently and I'm not good with a needle.

Why are my trousers being eaten???

Vagina dentata.
you're welcome

Theres a naughty mouse in your closet chewing holes in stuff.

Vagina dentata

Have you watched Teeth OP?

Do you scratch much?

UpstartCrow

Vagina dentata

I nearly wet myself just now.

Maybe your pussy is hungry.

Sorry to say I did this when I put weight on. New trousers all the size up. Sad times.

Get some iron on patches and use them on the inside when they are new. It will probably help, it works on the DC's knees (but they dont have teeth obviously).

😂

Am I alone in suffering this fate?

I'm going to have to penguin waddle to avoid flashing from now on ffs

@PhoenixJasmine oh that makes sense. My scales broke 😭

Do you scratch your.....dentata....from the outside of the crotch?!

Sometimes it can just be the weakest part of the seam

Are you wearing trousers that are too small? Is there pressure on the seams?

My DD manages to split the crotch seam on most of her trousers by throwing herself around acting daft. She's a teenager and has boundless energy though.

Hahahaha no scratching. Just material worn so thin then split

My vagina grows teeth when I'm on a plane!
I seriously ALWAYS break my trousers in that exact spot if I'm on a plane.
Dunno why! I don't scratch or chafe.
Sorry.
My vagina is only a part time monster.
I'd be broke if I was you!

This is always happens to my pyjamas. God knows what I do in my sleep 😂

Ooh posh, vagina dentata!

Maybe you wriggle a lot

I have this issue and am forever sewing my trousers back together but generally it starts from the top of the inside of my thighs where they rub together.

I thought this was going to be about vag fluids. I’ve read threads on here before about women, who dissolve the crotch of their knickers. If this is the case, wear a panty line.

Do you cycle? I do and it makes my trousers wear through at the crotch too!?

No cycling or partial moistness

I do walk a fair bit and have expanded somewhat in size lately I expect. But all the trousers I owned had a stretch in them - leggings and jeggings

I had this problem too, trousers made from synthetic rather than natural materials are the way to go...

It could be worse OP, my vag has toxic acid that eats through my undies...threadbare in the gusset after a while..

It will be either your thighs rub together as you walk, which makes the material deteriorate or the material is too tight, causing it to pull and deteriorate. I'm not sure of what the answer is to prevent it though if it's the first.