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There aren’t a 100 men on mars (song lyrics)

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AtSea1979 · 13/05/2018 11:10

My 9 year old DD has just corrected me. I’ve been singing Africa all wrong. Apparently it’s not “there’s nothing a 100 men on mars could ever do”. As she said Mum there are no men, or women, on mars so it doesn’t make sense.

What song lyrics have you been singing all wrong until your DC corrected you?

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iklboo · 13/05/2018 11:17

Well it is 'a hundred men or more could ever do' but I like your version better.

TSSDNCOP · 13/05/2018 11:47

The real question is whether you can get the line about rising like a Memphis about the Serengeti out without running out of breath.

iklboo · 13/05/2018 11:51

Rising like Olympus Grin

Eatalot · 13/05/2018 12:11

My daughter used to sing Taylor Swifts Blank Space 'it will give you breadsticks or leave a nasty scar'. While I first heard the song and then google 'starbucks lovers' as wondered if thia was a new kids term and what it meant. Of course it was 'long list of ex lovers'.

I still think starbucks lovers is could be a millennial term for some type of OH though!

Eatalot · 13/05/2018 12:12

Ps id been singing Mars too.

LidlAngel · 13/05/2018 12:20

@Eatalot I did exactly the same re: Starbucks lovers!

Mollie85 · 13/05/2018 12:32

“Eddie are you ok?”

It’s Annie... Blush

AtSea1979 · 13/05/2018 13:49

Thank you for sharing. Cheered me right up!

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Poodles1980 · 13/05/2018 14:07

My 4yo thinks up town funk you up is uptown funky bunks (as in beds)

Brokit · 13/05/2018 14:10

It's not Mars????
I really didn't know.

Spanneroo · 13/05/2018 15:04

I may have an A6 book full of DD1s misheard lyrics which I plan to pull out at family gatherings once she's a teenager...

susurration · 13/05/2018 16:41

I had this exact same revelation at Christmas. I had been singing it wrong my entire life, until my husband pointed out that it's not men on mars.

PerfectlySymmetricalButtocks · 13/05/2018 16:45

Walked out this morning
Don't believe what I saw
Hundred billion buttocks washed up on the shore

bruffin · 13/05/2018 16:53

Lennon read a book on Mars ( have picture in my head of John lennon sitting on mars reading a book)
Should be
Lenin read a book on Marx

Eminybob · 13/05/2018 16:54

I thought it was Starbucks lovers too, and “I got a blank space baby, and I’ll write your name” referred to writing your name on the coffee cup in Starbucks.

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