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What would be your heaven and hell food?

101 replies

Frosty66612 · 08/05/2018 12:34

I love watching Saturday Kitchen and seeing what the guests choose for the heaven and hell foods.
What would yours be?
Mine would be roast lamb or trifle for heaven, and anything involving Stilton or marmite for hell.

OP posts:
lurkingfromhome · 08/05/2018 18:28

Heaven: - Turkish delight or anything flavoured with rosewater

Hell: - rice pudding

blackteasplease · 08/05/2018 18:29

Prawn cocktail covers both!

Prawns are my favourite food, but thousand island / marie rose dressing is one of the very few things I hate!

BirthdayKake · 08/05/2018 18:29

Heaven: Indian takeaway
Hell: salad

littlemissalwaystired · 08/05/2018 18:30

Heaven: mushroom and asparagus risotto, followed by treacle tart and custardGrin
Hell: any organ, or animal that looks like an animal if that makes sense. Such as whole fish, lobster, hog roast etc etc.

littlemissalwaystired · 08/05/2018 18:30

Heaven: mushroom and asparagus risotto, followed by treacle tart and custardGrin
Hell: any organ, or animal that looks like an animal if that makes sense. Such as whole fish, lobster, hog roast etc etc.

SwingLow · 08/05/2018 18:31

Heaven: Stilton, walnut, pear and chicory salad or burrata with tomatoes and fresh bread

Hell: anything egg based

ALongHardWinter · 08/05/2018 18:33

Heaven - fish shop cod in batter with chips,and curry sauce or roast chicken with all the accompaniments.
Hell - anything made with mince e.g. shepherds pie,chilli con carne or any sort of offal.

WilburIsSomePig · 08/05/2018 18:33

Heaven - my mum's cottage pie followed by creme brulé.

He'll - oysters followed by tirimisu.

Eminybob · 08/05/2018 18:36

Heaven: Thai rare beef salad, chicken Thai green curry and jasmine rice

Hell: any savoury food with sultanas in

AdaColeman · 08/05/2018 18:41

Heaven: Osso Bucco or shellfish, especially coquille St. Jacques.

Hell: Blancmange or tinned ham.

Lovelydovey · 08/05/2018 18:43

Heaven - raspberries

Hell - celery

kalinkafoxtrot45 · 08/05/2018 20:25

Heaven: Indonesian Rijstafel, or a roast chicken dinner followed by strawberry pavlova

Hell: cauliflower and brussel sprout omelette with blue cheese on top

FusRoDah · 08/05/2018 20:29

Heaven: Chinese crispy duck pancakes
Hell: goats cheese

Frosty66612 · 08/05/2018 20:46

Crispy duck pancakes are a good shout! My dad hates them as he doesn’t like duck or the hoisin sauce. Madness!

OP posts:
sarcasmisnotthelowestformofwit · 08/05/2018 20:52

Really hard to pick just one heaven.... but I guess

Heaven: bbq lobster crab etc
Hell: Tinned fish goats cheese and papaya salad

BestIsWest · 08/05/2018 20:53

Heaven - proper chicken piri piri as cooked outdoors in a little shack in the Algarve.
Or mussels.
Or Halibut.

Hell
Beetroot.

Ishouldntbesolucky · 08/05/2018 20:57

Heaven - an amazing chocolate-based, cakey type dessert.
Hell - goats cheese omelette. Hate eggs and can't stand goats cheese!

littlepeas · 08/05/2018 21:00

Heaven - coconut
Hell - cucumber

EnglishRose13 · 08/05/2018 21:02

Eggs are the devil's testicles.

Uniglo18 · 08/05/2018 21:07

Heaven - roast chicken dinner & apple crumble with proper thick custard

Hell- bacon - the smell of it frying makes me want to throw up

Eels/oysters/mussels etc - the slimey texture is vomit inducing

Loyaultemelie · 08/05/2018 21:22

Heaven: Mushroom Stroganoff with rhubarb crumble and thick custard for pudding

Hell: Ham or smoked salmon. Anything cold and jelly based pudding wise

CanIhavedessertfirst · 08/05/2018 21:33

Heaven would be fillet steak, chunky chips and asparagus, followed by cheesecake - preferably Las Iguanas dulce de leche cheesecake.

Hell would be a kebab or any kind of offal - vom!!

cheshiremama89 · 08/05/2018 21:34

Heaven
Rare fillet steak, dauphinois, green beans and peppercorn sauce

Bottle of bubbly

Sticky toffee pudding with custard

Hell
Anything with;
Eels, liver, kidney, chickpeas, kidney beans, smelly cheese

arghhouch · 08/05/2018 21:49

Heaven - margarita pizza, the cheap greasy kind, steak, roast pork with sage, thick creamy yoghurt, toast and real butter, Greek food

Hell - olives, runny egg yolk, uncooked tomatoes

Katedotness1963 · 08/05/2018 22:13

Heaven...roast dinner or a big bowl of salad with mixed lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber, peppers, olives, artichokes, feta, ham, sunflower seeds and ranch dressing.

Apple crumble with loads of cream

Hell...offal and most seafood

Baked custard

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