To want to be more like Flop?

[Qcumber]

He's just so bloody calm! Whenever DD is having a tantrum I sometimes find myself thinking 'what would Flop do?'
Anyone else take parenting tips from Bing's ever patient carer?
(On another note, is he his dad or what? The whole Bing world confuses me.)

@IamPickleRick I didn't think there were any episodes I haven't seen but I've never seen swinggate.
I always have to watch the one where they put on a show in the park. Bing wants an important part and they have to convince him the finale is the best bit. Then he can't even fucking do it and everyone has to help! And the word 'rainybow' makes me cringe.
Also hate whenever Bing uses really awful grammar

I hate the episode where Flop is ill and Bing is being a whiny little twat making everything about him as usual. I used to admire Flop when we first started watching Bing but more and more I think he's a proper walkover. He needs to man up a bit.

When did my life become this ^

I fucking hate bing.

I won’t have it on Tv. Little shit.

But yes. Flop for the parental wins.

Or tipsy and Tim’s mum. I wat he’d an episode recently where they dropped all their birthday cakes all over the floor, 3 mins after she brings them home, and she’s just so calm.

Mine would be homeless.

Qcumber I meant his moms bottle of gin

Yeah SwingGate annoys me, I actually think poor Bing. Also the drum one, I kinda feel for him. He didn't mean to break it, and Coco or Sula is a total bitch.
I do think re ill Flop, you look like crap, surely someone else can watch him for a hour?
Also the hide an seek where Pando goes to bed in his bed all they have an Impromptu sleepover. Good plan Padget for night off or good plan Padget for sex with Flop??

Omg Bing is so irritating!

Dh and i laugh at the episodes were Bing steps in dog shit and when he drops his ice-cream..we are evil...

Poor flop needs .. as for Pando, why does he take his pants off all the damn time?? In the aforementioned swinggate episode pando whips them off in the public park and flop FOLDS THEM UP NEATLY like it's the most normal thing in the world!!

Charlie’s carer/lady on phone is called Mm, I think. If Charlie and Coco are siblings,then is she dropping them both off?
I think a romance between Ama and Flop would be sweet...but then off they went for a trip to the beach with Padget.
Padget sounds calmer than Flop... I don’t know how, with Pando constantly taking his pants off.
Clearly Gilly is putting something in them fruit kebabs!

I clearly need to sleep.

Oh and constantly correcting Bing.
Growed down? Fravourite?

What does Ama do? Offer a crèche service/serving hot beverages from the little window/Park warden?

No, it’s not a Bing thing...look, I can draw a chalk dinosaur too...ha!

Definitely need sleep