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To ask who would be on your laminated list

222 replies

mancmummy1414 · 04/05/2018 19:10

PS sorry to the person who posted about quoting friends Grin

Me and DH were talking about this the other day. Three people you can sleep with if you ever were to meet them in real life (and they were willing) without any repercussions from your partner.

Mine would be Liam Gallagher, Ross from Emmerdale and Jeremy Corbyn (old enough to be my grandad but still totally would)

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Graphista · 04/05/2018 20:21

"@Graphista old enough to know better and to perhaps break them Grin"

haha! Hope you're fit then cos dd would defo fight you for em!

Bugger - can I bump Tom Cruise for Ryan Reynolds please? (Especially wet straight out the shower a la the proposal 😜)

TheSassyAssassin · 04/05/2018 20:22

Clue's in the name....an assassin generally gets her way Wink

FrangipaniBlue · 04/05/2018 20:23

Dwayne Johnston
Tom Hiddleston
Ryan Reynolds
Charlie Hunnum/Channing Tatum
The hottie in my local swimming pool 🤣

eurgh · 04/05/2018 20:24

Oh @MrsFassy a woman after my own heart, no need to post mine you've already got every single one Grin

x2boys · 04/05/2018 20:24

back in the day i loved men with long hair I was a bit of a rock chick ,dh is as bald as a coot not sure what happened. there Hmm

FrangipaniBlue · 04/05/2018 20:24

Actually no....

Dwayne Johnston
Tom Hiddleston
Ryan Reynolds
Charlie Hunnum/Channing Tatum Jennifer Lopez
The hottie in my local swimming pool 🤣

DragonNoodleCake · 04/05/2018 20:26

Blair Redford
Adam Garcia
Tom Hiddleston

LockedOutOfMN · 04/05/2018 20:26

Adam Levine
Jared Leto
And unlimited wishes!

student26 · 04/05/2018 20:28

Rik Mayall (obviously can’t now!)
Jack Whitehall
Russell Howard
Andrew Lincoln from Teachers

eurgh · 04/05/2018 20:29

I can't believe Jason Momoa has only appeared ONCE on this thread!!!!

Cakeorchocolate · 04/05/2018 20:31

Eric Dane
Jesse Williams

There's a third... I'm certain... I just can't think who right now. There's more candidates but only 1 more that would make 'the list'!

But Jeffrey Dean Morgan to just listen to him talk Blush nothing more thank you.

Pandora1box · 04/05/2018 20:32

Adam Levine
Cillian Murphy (as the delectable Tommy Shelby)
Tom Hardy
Ryan Gosling
Dustin Demri Burns (prefer him this his old teeth though Grin )

I know this is more than 3 but I'm sure it was 5 on this list in Friends!

halfwitpicker · 04/05/2018 20:34

3??? It was 5.

Here goes.

Jon Hamm
Alex Skkaarrssggaarrdd
Patrick Swayze a la Dirty Dancing
James Purefoy a la Rome as Mark Anthony
Alan Rickman, RIP

halfwitpicker · 04/05/2018 20:34

Peter barlow can come along and watch, I've heard that's what he likes.

SaltyPeanut · 04/05/2018 20:36

Paul Bettany
Hugh Jackman
Rhys Ifans
Daniel Craig
Robert Downey Jr
James Purefoy
Rufus Sewell
John Cusack
Saul Rubinek (only since he went grey and cuddly)
Jon Richardson
Bill Bailey
David Duchovny
Keanu Reeves

Being greedy, I know but can't choose favourite 3.

QuietNinjaTardis · 04/05/2018 20:40

David Tennant
Colin Morgan
Dylan O Brien
With Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt as back up in case the second two aren’t available. David Tennant has no choice cos I luvs him so much. He’s been on my laminated list since before I got with my husband 🤫

heslimedme · 04/05/2018 20:40

Thomas marrs - very, very sexy frenchman and singer in phoenix.
David Mitchel
Richard Ayoade

French men with beards....that accent just does it for me......

jedenfalls · 04/05/2018 20:42

I’ve just realised mine are all either fictional or dead.

If I say Dr Who, do I get my Pick of the incarnations? Is that 1 person?

If so, then any of them from Sylvester McCoy onwards.

Bowie

heslimedme · 04/05/2018 20:43

Oh and Paul Rudd.....with a beard.....Grin

icelolly99 · 04/05/2018 20:45

Hey Saltypeanut I've seen 4 of your list IRL Grin they wouldn't be on my list though!

Pandora1box · 04/05/2018 20:45

Bugger it I forgot about Joshua Jackson and Joseph Gordon Levitt! In true Ross style can I change my list??

Pandora1box · 04/05/2018 20:46

AND PAUL RUDD!!!

ghostyslovesheets · 04/05/2018 20:48

Peter Capaldi
Liam Cunningham
Chris O'Dowd
Michael Palin
Richard Dormer

frumpety · 04/05/2018 20:49

I would be rubbish at this because attraction has nothing to do with someone being 'attractive' , there are so many different elements at play for me . But not wanting to spoil things , here you go .....

1.The man at the petrol station who wasn't my type but smelt so good , actually stood behind him inhaling and sniffing, in an embarrassing fashion, possibly a bit too close, so he actually noticed , and then bought stupidly expensive hay fever medication as a cover Blush

  1. Hugh Laurie, who almost certainly would be married or busy, but would definitely give the best 'posh' sex face ever, failing that Dara O'Briain, who would give a resoundingly good Irish sex face I reckon, plus he is clever and posh too Grin
  1. Dan Goodman.
GorgonLondon · 04/05/2018 20:49

I genuinely can't engage with a light-hearted thread started by someone who wants to fuck Jeremy fucking Corbyn. So foul on every possible level.