Are you allowed to say squeeee on AIBU?

[LanguidLobster]

If you're happy and you know it?

Or is more decorum required?

Perhaps they wouldn't lonely if you bought them some kittens and then posted the photos here for us

Pretty sure that’s a premature squeeee..

Now where’s the kittens I came for.

Kittens?? You're all for the court of law, I tell ya. Squeeeee.

Well I think you're decided you won't appreciate one of the older kind

Kittophiles.

You need to ask permission properly.

I mean, properly.

🐾

Oopsie. That's too many squeees and now there's a kitten snarling at me

Have I stumbled on a thread full of drunk/high/very tired posters?

Night all - OP I hope you've learnt a valuable lesson from all of this.

My husband said squeee the other day. I bludgeoned him to death obviously.

I’m 48. I’m as hot as can be without starving or surgical intervention.
Fuck all of this

Squeee ta fuck

Squeeing kitten!

What about the puppies? Extra long squeeee for a dachsie, obviously.

*Colin, Colin' no, their left ears. I'm sure the'd thank you with a lick :)

Does the 50 year old know you've set them up with someone 20 years older?

What the fuck is this thread?

Read page 1, no kittens, thank god I went to page 2 before I gave up!

I'm nearly (a very youthful though I do say it myself) 50.
I'd be mortified if someone set me up with a 70 year old.
No squee from me, I'm afraid.

And what the flip is a "tea date"?

Are you a nursing agency?

You're only allowed to say squeeeeeeeee
about cutesy baby animals

Squeee has three e’s.

Mark you, no actual concensus of YABU vs YANBU on the thread.

By default I guess YANBU, although Squeeing should be reserved for kittens, and those tiny dogs whose eyes are far too big to be genetically healthy.

Congratulations?