I have just had to travel 2 miles and pay £1.26 to collect a myterious parcel from the post office. On getting the said parcel I find it is my long awaited application to be a breast feeding councellor, and rather than just sending the relevant info, they have stuffed the envelope full of rubbish about local health care and I have payed for the pleasure. It wouldn't be so bad but its a voluntary role.