to accuse dp of having an affair because he diddn't ring me to say goodnight last night?

[Carmenere]

He is away at his masters weekend course, he goes every three weeks. I don't really think he is but my mad pre-menstrual mind goes to horrible places
He is now a bit annoyed with me.

i don't think you really need an answer to this, do you??

are you ok now?

Well I am a bit weepy but I know it is hormonal iykwim.

Have a Bounty bar, and a good think about it, with a cup of tea.

snort, you loon. Isn't this his martial arts thing?

Remember to pretend you are having a fabulous time when he calls again .

better still, have 2 Bounty bars (the milk chocolate ones, not the plain, natch!) and a large bar of Galaxy. and a cup of tea.

the blow your nose, and txt dp and say you're a bit weepy and you're sorry. of course he's no having an affair. he's just forgetful and unthinking. like most men.

better?

I'm feeling very fat and unattractive(I had 2 chicken and parmesan sandwiches for lunch). No chocolate in the house atm However I might bake some brownies as dd and dp would like them and there would be the theraputic benefits of baking.

ooh brownies. V good idea. COoking is very therapeutic isn't it.

take some evening primrose oil
confess you were pre - men

Ok I have made some conciliatory brownies, hopefully I won't eat them all before he gets home........