Sorry nothing to do with X Files!
I’ve just come back from a holiday in South Devon & I want to know who are these people that manage to be perfectly dressed for all weathers? I have come across this sub species before but holidaying with small children at the British seaside seemed to be their natural habitat.
If I & DCs are appropriately dressed for rain, sun & wind I then lose any bonus points by resembling a bag lady.
I watched one of these creatures arrive at the beach with 3 small children, 1 was a young baby. She was carrying one small bag!!! And it was a frigging Mary Poppins bag, with everything she needed!
Meanwhile I was struggling to drag the pram across sand, my hair was in knots from the wind & my feet were hurting from the pebbles as I was barefoot (didn’t want my shoes to get wet). How do I evolve?