Neighbour smoking a cigarette at an open window in his underwear.

[lolaflores]

Arrived home to find our neighbour standing at the sitting room window, in his underwear smoking a fag, taking in the morning breeze.
He gave us a friendly nod and took another drag on his ciggie.
I feel a bit surprised.
Is that unreasonable?
Should I have warned him he might catch a chill?

Hmm I think the balls have been airbrushed out?

I often walk round my house naked 😳
My DH keeps reminding me we have open curtains but I just forget... brings me to a funny story.
I had just had my LO and he was about 4 weeks old, and my DH has gone out to work and left me and baby in bed after a bad night of 45 min wake ups (I used to co sleep) he did however open the curtains so he could see to get dressed . I woke up with my LO still asleep so I thought I would get a nice beautiful hot shower , then I hear a bang I RUN straight into my bedroom dripping wet thinking he had rolled off my bed (he hadn't so much even lifted his head so you know) and come in to my curtains wide open and the window cleaner pretending not to look 😂
I dropped straight to the floor and army crawled to get my dressing gown ... I went downstairs and offered the guys a cup of tea.

My point is that they pretended it didn't happen and so did I 😂

Oh the entire package is filling out the spouty bit at the front? Not just the front dangly?
Oh Christ that isn't right.
Arent the balls meant to be snugly cupped but not vacum sealed

Moody2 I admire your quick response.
My worst nightmare.
I reckon window cleaners are good at wiping their memories quickly and a bit of disrection with it.

The balls have shrunken up and gone away out of embarrassment.

AnnieAnoniMouser: there was a thread, possibly now in Classics, where the wearing of nothing but a t-shirt was referred to as "Donald ducking".

Pooh Bear, Donald Duck...at least they had cute bums! 67 year old neighbour may have once had a cute bum, it’s now heading south —like mine—.

Moody I had a similar thing happen last summer. We own the house, but it’s leasehold (never, ever, again), unbeknown to me the leaseholder had organised for the guttering to be cleaned - shame they hadn’t bothered to tell me before giving a man permission to put a ladder up to my open bedroom windows. We don’t have curtains & I was asleep, on my back, like a starfish, in my birthday suit, no sheet/duvet etc a noise woke me up, the window/gutter cleaner was standing not 3 foot from me. It was like something out of a sitcom!

He’s my regular window cleaner too, but when they do the widows they do it with the extended brush, no poxy ladders!

Almost a year on, I’m still blush the colour of a tomato when I see him and he still gives me a knowing smile. Bloody leaseholder needs shooting!

We’re they wearing matching knicker and bra?
If yes then live and let live
If no point out the missmatch