Any fortune tellers about

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Please tell me my fortune please.

I do believe in all this but I'm totally expecting to get the piss taken out of me with your replies!

Any genuine fortune tellers on tonight, not that I could tell online

Thank you Just. I'll mull that over.

Ooh me please! I love all of this stuff, even if totally not real!

Ohhhh me too!

ikeepaforkinmypurse You will meet a medium sized man with a quiff who will lure you into the mysteries of the argentine tango. Avoid the colour turquoise. You will receive some news soon.

You’ve been recently disappointed by someone that you placed faith in, but a smile from someone unexpected will lift your spirits all . While you have suffered a lost in the past if you can put this properly behind you, great things will happen

(Ooh this is fun!)

Wellwhatalovelyday You will meet the man of your dreams who will help you realise your long held ambition of mountain climbing. You will find your favourite yellow knitted scarve that you lost a year ago. Avoid mauve and Tuesdays.

Am thinking of setting myself up as a seer - “I see great political upheaval in the West, and natural will wreck detestation somewhere in the east in a year starting with 2. A man of great power will change the course of a century” (am I the next Confucius or what?!)

Ooh can someone do me please?!

I believe you have been through a transitional period and this has led to difficulties adapting to the situation. By midsummer everything will be a lot clearer.

Do me, do me

Your energy level is high today, but don't let this turn into a head-in-the-clouds attitude. Keep one foot firmly planted on the ground, because you may need to keep a level head in a work or personal situation. Avoid the colour tangerine and blonde men.

Great thread. Ok this is for anyone who wants it.
You're battling with your conscience following a recent disagreement with a loved one. It will all be ok in the end. You have to forgive yourself but you also have to take responsibility for your actions.
You're feeling hurt by two people in two separate sets of circumstances. You know that jealousy plays a large role but you can't stop the way you feel. You have to try not to give in to the urge to retaliate.
Financial difficulties will be resolved soon.

Should have asked... can someone do me please

Somebody here is tired so so so tired.

But......
Tomorrow you will

Still be tired

Hope that helped someone

Someone please, please do me! I have a huge decision to make in the next seven days.

Oooh can I have one please?

You @indiana - I see a dark,underworld place in your past. You feel you are the only person to see through a dark haired, charismatic man. You have a family issue (am sensing rollercoasters) But you are now turning to a new chapter in your life 😊😊

You like beans and will eat many in the coming months.

In June you will meet the man of your dreams in a hotel lift in Shoreditch and fart on him.

Indiana - You should definitely buy that house.

Pick 1 number between 1 and 20 that will represent your question, you must have a well formulated question. Then pick 4 numbers between 1 and 20 that will guide the question, then pick 9 numbers between 1 and 76, don't use the same number more than once.

Could I have one please

@Screamingontheinside

A stressful situation will end in a few months

The colour blue will bring good things

You will visit a busy train station soon

Anymore specific to me..particularly regarding past weeks events?

@Japanesejazz

Avoid the colour teal

Someone whose name begins with 't' will enter your life this year

You will make two new friends soon, but lose a friend too.