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Dinosaur on the loose

22 replies

Kestant · 17/03/2018 11:33

It looks like a stegosaurus. It's not from this village, most likely the next town. Who should I call.

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ShweShwe · 17/03/2018 11:35

I suppose you could start with a doctor and if they can't help try to have a lie down.

SparklyLeprechaun · 17/03/2018 11:39

Log it with the police.

GiraffesCantDoMentalArithmetic · 17/03/2018 11:41

You need a dino-wrangler. Ask for recommendations on your local facebook page.

PeerieBreeks · 17/03/2018 11:45

Hmm, maybe a dinosaur whisperer could help if there's one nearby?

PatriciaHolm · 17/03/2018 11:46

Anyone said log it with 101 yet?

Is it being followed by a small boy with a bucket??

SilverySurfer · 17/03/2018 12:54

Follow PeerieBreeks advice and contact your nearest dino whisperer, who is the only person capable of taming the dino Grin

KickAssAngel · 17/03/2018 13:08
frankie001 · 17/03/2018 13:47

Log it with this guy from Jurassic Park. He did a great job...

Dinosaur on the loose
IanRushesInadequateFlushes · 17/03/2018 14:09

Ghostbusters?

Oh sorry, wrong film!

RavenclawRealist · 17/03/2018 14:12

You need to be sure what kind of dinosaur it is to take the proper action! we also need a diagram of exactly where it is in the village!

picklemepopcorn · 17/03/2018 14:14

I'd call someone in the next town and let them know. They may not have missed it yet.

MrsMozart · 17/03/2018 14:20

Lassoo?

Or tempt with a nice traybake.

PanPanPanPing · 17/03/2018 14:22

Just feed it a 'MN chicken' - that should last it forever and it won't eat you?!

Nifflerbowtruckle · 17/03/2018 14:40

Play fetch with some golf balls?

NormaNameChange · 17/03/2018 14:42

Social services at once! He may have been abandoned and not know his way home...

PointyBirdsAnointyNointy · 17/03/2018 14:43

I'd say is his name Denver but he's not a stegosaurus.

Chocywockydodahhhhhh · 17/03/2018 14:45

Do you not know OP dinosaurs don’t exist, it is all a plot to corrupt the minds of children Grin

PeerieBreeks · 17/03/2018 14:51

Chocky are you a subscriber to this Facebook group, perchance?

www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstDinosaurs/

MooseBeTimeForSnow · 17/03/2018 14:55

Don’t bother throwing a chicken. They didn’t eat meat.

PeerieBreeks · 17/03/2018 15:04

'didn't'?

I didn't eat chicken twenty years ago, but I do now. Big assumption to make there, Moose.

strawberrypenguin · 17/03/2018 15:09

Harry. He can put it back in his bucket.

Or maybe Andy...

hidengosqueak · 17/03/2018 15:15

Well I would definitely cancel the cheque and then see if I could trap it in my Victorian safe! Failing that retreat to your house in Maui? 😊

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