Dinosaur on the loose

[Kestant]

It looks like a stegosaurus. It's not from this village, most likely the next town. Who should I call.

I suppose you could start with a doctor and if they can't help try to have a lie down.

Log it with the police.

You need a dino-wrangler. Ask for recommendations on your local facebook page.

Hmm, maybe a dinosaur whisperer could help if there's one nearby?

Anyone said log it with 101 yet?

Is it being followed by a small boy with a bucket??

Follow PeerieBreeks advice and contact your nearest dino whisperer, who is the only person capable of taming the dino

Log it with this guy from Jurassic Park. He did a great job...

Ghostbusters?

Oh sorry, wrong film!

You need to be sure what kind of dinosaur it is to take the proper action! we also need a diagram of exactly where it is in the village!

I'd call someone in the next town and let them know. They may not have missed it yet.

Lassoo?

Or tempt with a nice traybake.

Just feed it a 'MN chicken' - that should last it forever and it won't eat you?!

Play fetch with some golf balls?

Social services at once! He may have been abandoned and not know his way home...

I'd say is his name Denver but he's not a stegosaurus.

Do you not know OP dinosaurs don’t exist, it is all a plot to corrupt the minds of children

Chocky are you a subscriber to this Facebook group, perchance?

www.facebook.com/ChristiansAgainstDinosaurs/

Don’t bother throwing a chicken. They didn’t eat meat.

'didn't'?

I didn't eat chicken twenty years ago, but I do now. Big assumption to make there, Moose.

Harry. He can put it back in his bucket.

Or maybe Andy...

Well I would definitely cancel the cheque and then see if I could trap it in my Victorian safe! Failing that retreat to your house in Maui? 😊