To think that Postman Pat is the worst postman ever?

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Always late, parcels damages or used, can't mind his own business and takes his cat to work with him?

@Sproutpie that's true, real posties wear shorts no matter what the weather.

I also think he’s he father of Norman, out of fireman Sam.

Ohh then we need jermery Kyle because I always though Fireman Sam was Norman's dad! I think DNA and a lie detector to be sure!

Anyone who needs a helicopter to deliver parcels in a small Yorkshire town is pretty useless imho.

I have long held the same view, but generally kept it to myself in the Postman Pat loving circles I mix with. He could fuck up a piss up in a brewery.

Also, his cat seems to do the job better than him. He's always meowing at him like 'come on you dick we did this yesterday!'
And why does he always answer his phone with his name in the mornings, he knows its going to be Ben!! Why ia he never actually in work when he is needed?! So many questions

Hey, he's got a job, don't knock it!
Helicopter to deliver parcels, so what's Amazon's idea with the drones then? Pat is obviously WAY ahead of Amazon AND doesn't make posties redundant.

@Heartofglass12345 I agree, Jess is the some reason pat has managed to keep his job all these years. And the phone thing, so annoying, it's like "Pat Clifton speaking" he knows it's bloody you Pat he just rang you!!!!

Totally agree.
Way back when... there was a rude video doing the rounds. Literally a video passed around person to person in the pub... it's on you tube now. You can search for it.

The other thing that always confused me was Big Cook Little Cook. Only ever one customer, always missing some ingredient, took forever to serve, then the customer paid in an odd way. I think it was some sort of tax dodge.