AArrgh!!! Just back from a weekend away to find a card through the door saying "Your goods have been safely left in green bin"
Great - the bin men came and emptied it today. To which the courier guy just replied that he was surprised they worked bank holidays - I don't particularly care, what moron puts a parcel in the bin anyway??!!
Rant over, smiles serenely (wow, I've never posted on AIBU before!)