All this tissues-everywhere business is starting to annoy me!
I went into coffee shop's toilets today and was confronted with toilet tissue on the toilet seat ( some sheets on the floor ), toilet tissue still attached to the handle of the taps ( one sheet in the sink ) and toilet tissue next to the door. 
So I can't use the space unless I start cleaning up. I have to touch tissues where someone's actual ars* was planted ( even though it's probably of the type that has seen more bleach than a train station bog ) or I'm forced to use tissues too to move all that crap away.
I had to pick tissue out of the sink otherwise how do I wash hands without a probability of blocking it?
Honestly, would I've seen who used the loo before me, I'd have had words with them and would have demanded they clean up after themselves.
I don't have to bow to your stupid habits, so stop littering and clean up after yourselves!
Even better, stay away from public spaces - my piss is more potent than any Russian nerve gas and a bit of flimsy tissue will not save you!