to wish people would tell you who they were when they namechange

[2shoes]

it is doing my head in trying to work out who one person is.

i may be gorgeous but i have something to tell you

No.....

yes
i am in fact a batty boy

Oh, I don't care. I'm shagging the gardener. Let's just keep up the pretence.

ok by me (and the bf michael buble - have you heard of him?)

Hands off my mikey!

this is daft

Michael and i shall be retiring to our luxury treehouse shortly.

so that's where he takes you?

Where does he take you honey? The gardener has a nice soft compost heap for me.

anyone watching the bake off and eat pie?

Que?

to his log cabin with sheeps wool rug, log fire

Oh it is a gorgey treehouse,all the mod cons and a hot tub on the lower branch.
We cosy up under the huge duvet and when we get too hot we just throw off the duvet and lie together dripping with driplets.

'Dripping with driplets'?

Prefer dripping with diamonds...

Driplets of lurve though mrsK.

or champagne?

Yum...

thats why i married you

Not for my bits though, obviously!

It's such a waste...mind you Enrique (the gardener) is...erm...'filling the gap'.

waste? i shall drink it from the furry cup

I though you batted for the other side darling? Please make your mind up. Drinking from the furry cup is not an option, surely?

BTW husband of mine, who are you really?

ok i'm confused