To wonder why Mr Tod the fox hasn't starved to death yet?

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Watching Peter Rabbit with youngest DS yet again, and it occurred to me that he should have starved long ago, he’s pretty useless as an apex predator

Foxes can live on worms, insects, larvae, fruit, vegetables, eggs etc.

But yes, Mr Tod is probably allowed to eat the less charismatic rabbits when the cameras aren't rolling.

He'd stand a chance of catching dinner if he used all his legs like the bunnies do

Darling only the commoners walk on four, I'd rather STARVE!

Lettuce you seem to be thea only person who finds me funny. I feel so guilty for letting Peter eat you. Perhaps it was actually a cabbage wrap and its the cabbage patch kids looking longingly at the door whilst you make up some tasty Welsh Rarebit

Fiddlesticks! (That's what MR Todd says.)

Mr Todd is Ds' favourite character

He's so muttering fuck under his breath

I haven’t posted on here for years, but still get the catch-up emails. This thread, this thought, is genius.

Carry on. As you were.

Perhaps he’s had to go Vegan for January? And it’s “clean” food only. Alhtough I’d have thought the Banting or Atkins would have suited him better. My facourite headline has always been “Beatrice Potter boiled bunnies”! Headlines while we were hiking around bunnyland!

I'm reading this thread with tears rolling doing my face, my husband thinks I've gone mad...
Sleeping you are a true storyteller, I can hear all the voices, lol. Shame there aren't episodes after 8pm, you'd be a shoe in for the job :-)

Hahaha Peter Rabbit, the Midnight Tales?

Has anyone noticed the correlation with Harry Potter? I bet it turns out Mr Fox isn't really a bad guy, he's just trying to get them fight ready and he and Mrs Rabbit used to have a thinh